Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
There was a lot Brant didn’t know about Lesley. He didn’t know why it took her three hours to get ready to go anywhere. He didn’t know why she teared up at those animal rescue commercials. And he didn’t understand why parallel parking was so hard for her. He just couldn’t figure out how she […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
Jake immediately decided against making a dragon. He’d seen three other kids in his class make dragons out of regular old clay before Summer Break started, which told him they were a little too popular for his taste. And besides, he thought, there isn’t much about dragons that hasn’t been done before. Good dragons, bad […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
We know what you’re thinking when you see a 3D gaming screen, “Oh no, another Virtual Boy.” Sure, Nintendo’s ill-fated 1995 virtual reality console cast a long-standing pall over 3D gaming. But c’mon folks, that was 17 years ago. 3D technology is the future of gaming. And while the monitor’s TriDef Ignition Game Player is […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
You will see SPECTACLES beyond comprehension, WONDERS beyond imagination, and POP CULTURE REFERENCES beyond common recognition! WATCH as TWO WORDS are COMBINED in front of your very eyes! MARVEL at the outcome of said combination, which is AN ENTIRELY NEW WORD that calls to mind both TIME TRAVEL and GREAT ESCAPES! IGNORE the part where […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
I don’t know what you’re talking about with all the rich people and casinos and stuff. Monaco’s a preserves haven above all else. How else would you explain Maison de Monaco Preserves? They’ve got fantastic flavors because that’s how fruit rolls in Monaco. Even their flag looks like red preserves on a white plate!No man, […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
If you’ve got a job, you need the HP Pavilion G7 17″ Notebook PC. It’ll help you get it done. And done for good. No matter what the job. As long as it’s a job, the HP Pavilion G7 17″ Notebook PC will help you get it done. We cannot stress this enough. A job, […]
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 // Woot
Okay, yes: this High Sierra Diplomat Lumbar Pack is a fanny pack, but with mesh water bottle pockets, two BPA-free and shatter-resistant water bottles, a compartment with a key fob, and another for a CD/MP3 player with a PVC headphone port, it’s pretty much the coolest, fanciest fanny pack ever. Therefore, the typical fanny-pack wearer […]
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 // Woot
“Well THAT was a disaster.” Sylvia placed the last of the three one-gallon containers of curry chicken salad on her counter and huffed. “I swear, I try to add a little variety to the food at these Fourth of July charity events, and everyone asks where the bratwursts and burgers are! I tell you, people […]
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 // Woot
Look at him over there bouncing in his Kolcraft WonderBug Activity Center. So smug. Sure. HE can make lots of noise and it’s OK because “he’s just a baby.” He squeals happily at the top of his lungs when he bats at the crinkle butterfly, or bangs loudly on the easy-to-clean toy tray and they […]
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 // Woot
We’d like to apologize to any lines and/or polygons who saw this Oregon Scientific 3D Massager Seat and considered buying it, but unfortunately Flatland is a no-go state. Mostly because nobody knows how to land planes there. At any rate, though, it’s not a huge loss. You wouldn’t be able to enjoy it anyway. After […]
