Screaming Monkey with Black Pirate Cape
Friday, April 27, 2012
It’s No Secret, Really
I’ve already given you the biggest cotton swab I own! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Look, guy, I think I’ve been more than tolerant with your workplace shenanigans. When you sent that little fuzzy friend of yours screaming through air and into my cubicle the first time, I was happy to play along and hand you some printer ink. The second time, when you demanded my “breath mint booty,” I thought, ‘Okay, the newbie’s a little weird, but whatever. Everyone needs a freshener.” It’s when you used that yowling beast as a distraction to steal my cereal – which I brought in from home myself, I might add – was a way beyond normal office horseplay.
Just leave me alone! That’s all I ask! You can keep the wine I won in the raffle! I don’t even care that you have gunpowder in your desk! What are you even planning to do with… You know what? I don’t want to know. But I swear to you, if you wave that rubber chicken pulley thing at me one more time, I’m calling Human Resources.
Excuse me?! Did you just tell me I fight like a cow? That… That doesn’t even make sense.
Warranty: None!
Condition: New
Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
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In the box:
- Screaming Monkey with Black Pirate Cape
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