Sunday, February 12, 2012 // Woot
Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall When you’ve taken your own picture as many times as I have, sometimes you can’t remember which restroom is which. I don’t wear these cute outfits just so that I can wait for other people to take my photo and post it to my wall on Facebook, you know. My […]
Saturday, February 11, 2012 // Woot
Enjoy your new media player! Just be prepared to explain to people that it’s not a phone “Hey man, cool phone-” “It’s not a phone.” “It’s not?” “No. It’s a Philips Android-Powered Media Player.” “But it fits in your hand.” “So?” “And you’re using it to connect to the internet via Wi-Fi to play HD […]
Friday, February 10, 2012 // Woot
Middle Ground The great part about a Kelty Versatile Chair is that nobody knows what side you’re on. See, I’m the sort of person who likes to cover all the bases in life. I can understand why some people might hold a “sit-in” now and then, but I also like capitalism too! So when I […]
Thursday, February 9, 2012 // Woot
One Day, One Deal You asked for it, and now we’re giving it to you! Starting today Woot sells nothing but tablets! You guys wanted this, right? Like, that’s what you were trying to tell us when you posted to the forums and on our Facebook wall saying, “Great, another tablet,” right? You were saying […]
Thursday, December 29, 2011 // Woot
Financial Security Best security system on the market? Depends who you ask. Best security system at this price? Now you’re getting it. When you measure this Zmodo system against the Platonic ideal of what a security system should be, make sure you weigh the money you’ll be saving, too. Does it have drawbacks, limitations, imperfections? […]
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 // Woot
Bring The Heat I realize the duct tape keeping me in this thing is a little much, but I’m trying to prove a point here, honey. You’re a cover hog. There, I said it. You are the most rotten, horrible blanket thief I have had to deal with in my whole life. I don’t know […]
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 // Woot
Homebrewed Knowledge Listen up kids! I’m your new math teacher, Mr. Beer, and I think you’ll find I do things a bit differently than other teachers. Here’s the deal: I’m young, inspired, and in over my head at this struggling public high school. Over the course of this year, I will constantly butt heads with […]
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 // Woot
Dermestid beetle? Or hum-bug? Nah, Ben loves the holiday season as much as anybody, but just because you’re moved by the Christmas spirit, that doesn’t give you license to inflict lifelong hearing damage on a newborn baby. How did a song about mistreating a helpless infant get so popular, anyway? Drum photo by furclik: http://www.flickr.com/photos/furclik/393061997/ […]
Monday, December 26, 2011 // Woot
Go Putt Yourself Hey buddy! Sorry you had to miss our golfing trip to Aruba, but I’m sending you a consolation prize! I don’t have a whole lot of time to write at the moment. My morning massage ran long – no clocks out on the beach, ha ha – and I’ve got to put on […]
Saturday, December 24, 2011 // Woot
God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman That furry red-and-white coat would look great over a black turtleneck, wouldn’t it? “Tonight’s the night! Are you excited about Jobsmas Eve?” I’m afraid to even ask what that means. “Jobsmas Eve, man! The way I see it, over the next several hundred years, the stature of Steve Jobs will […]
