Saturday, July 16, 2011 // Woot
Tomorrow Never Dies The Sony Dash. Because sometimes you don’t WANT to use your other devices. KRM31: hey JiangsuGrrl: Hey babe! KRM31: thanks for getting on aim JiangsuGrrl: No problem! But I figured you’d just call me! KRM31: really don’t want to use company phone right now KRM31: how’s vacation JiangsuGrrl: Great! JiangsuGrrl: Soooo nice […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
CindeRoomba, CindeRoomba You sure there’s not a raggedy young lady around here? ‘Cause, I have to say, this is new territory for this old fairy godmother. It’s just not textbook, that’s all I’m saying. Normally, there’s a teenage girl who’s being oppressed by her step-mother, but she’s got a heart full of dreams and hope […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
After a brief hiatus, I’m back! Sorry for the to weeks off, but I was on vacation in beautiful King Cove, Alaska. For the record, we nailed it with their state song. I’m back now, though, and ready to pick up where we left off. If you’re not familiar with the United States of Songs […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
Your hero, dashing in his cape, has a schedule to keep. Can you get him to every Checkpoint in time? Run to the right. That’s what you’ll be doing. Maybe you’ll sometimes jump or climb a wall. Checkpoint‘s a easy game to figure out, sort of a mix between Atari’s Adventure and iPhone […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
Take a good long look, Cincinnati. This is the last time you’ll ever see me in this uniform. Look, I’ve had a good run here. We’ve won some divisional titles, made the playoffs a couple of times, and I can look back on my performance here with pride. But it’s time for me to move […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
Ah, The Magic Of Deadlines We all do things at the last minute sometimes. That’s why it’s so important to be prepared. Right now, you don’t know what “the last minute” will mean. Could be a nephew’s birthday. Could be an anniversary. Could be some white elephant gift exchange that was mentioned at the bottom […]
Thursday, July 14, 2011 // Woot
Drama, via whiteboard. What we have here is a purposeful failure to communicate. Saturday, May 7 Hey Roomie! Ha, sorry, that sounds so lame. Anyway, just wanted to leave you a note on the old whiteboard and say hey. Seems like we have totally opposite schedules or something; every time I’m home you’re either out […]
Thursday, July 14, 2011 // Woot
Growing Down Well, it’s finally happened. Adulthood is officially dead. Good job, everyone. After years of cultivating our childhood nostalgia, then digging deep down inside of it to find hidden meaning and personal affirmation, we have finally molded and crafted it into the weapon we needed to slay the Beast of Being An Adult And […]
Thursday, July 14, 2011 // Woot
Happy Memories Build Self Esteem Well, kiddo, you may not remember now, but that’s how it happened a few months ago. I guess it’s easy to see things differently when six months is like… what, a tenth of your entire life? But for me, winter was just the other day, and I still remember your […]
Thursday, July 14, 2011 // Woot
Your ‘Friend’s’ Electric The great thing about toast is that you can eat it in cars or down in the park! We’ve got the Cuisinart where they make us toast And the button just beside Defrost right there Clicked through My Browning switch is set to de-pale And the crumb tray I just cleaned before […]
