Wednesday, July 13, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. (UPI) — Police in Florida […]
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 // Woot
We spend a LOT of time looking at screens these days. Televisions, smart phones, tablets, laptops, monitors, desktop computers, and other electronic stuff I’m sure I’m forgetting have become so ubiquitous that the human experience is starting to move towards sitting, stooped over, and passively absorbing information rather than, y’know, running or swimming or talking […]
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 // Woot
This Computer Is Better Than OK The New World Order can have my Xoom tablet when they pry it from my scared, sweaty hands. (I’m not really a last-stand kind of guy.) Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to browse the web To let the world know JFK’s not really dead What’s that? […]
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 // Woot
If you’re not among the thousands who played our birthday text-adventure game yesterday, fear not! You can still choose your own urban noir adventure in Wootquest: Bullets Over Crimeville – now with 100% less chance you’ll score a Bag O’ Crap, and 99% less server errors! (Just make sure you’re logged in to your Woot […]
Tuesday, July 12, 2011 // Woot
Bullets Over Crimeville: Cheap Rooms, Cheap Life “Where to, mac?” the cabbie asks, his bored eyes staring at you from the rearview. If only you knew. You hadn’t expected the call this morning. You hadn’t expected you’d hear from Billy Crandall, the old army buddy you all called Okie, ever again. You’d kept in touch […]
Monday, July 11, 2011 // Woot
If there’s one think you WON’T be lacking on our site this week, it’s something to read. But while we all sleep off our long weekend full of work, why not get a word fix with a trip to Storychord? In their own words: “Every other Monday, Storychord.com features one story, one image, and a […]
Monday, July 11, 2011 // Woot
At Least You Won’t See Its Bellybutton Well, sure, this is a great garage door opener, but… well, I expected a different kind of Genie from an Air Force officer connected to Dallas. No, no, I don’t want to appear ungrateful at all! This Genie QuietLift 800 Belt Drive Garage Door Opener is really going […]
Monday, July 11, 2011 // Woot
Don’t you hate it that EVERY time a running back carries the ball into the end zone, you know EXACTLY how many points he’s earned? Wouldn’t big-league sporting events be more exciting with a little more uncertainty built in? Woot! – One Day, One Deal
Sunday, July 10, 2011 // Woot
CindeRoomba, CindeRoomba You sure there’s not a raggedy young lady around here? ‘Cause, I have to say, this is new territory for this old fairy godmother. It’s just not textbook, that’s all I’m saying. Normally, there’s a teenage girl who’s being oppressed by her step-mother, but she’s got a heart full of dreams and hope […]
Saturday, July 9, 2011 // Woot
I Am Jack’s Growing Sense Of Irritation Alphas choose fight. Betas choose flight. But smart people just watch the whole thing on television. “So, Jack, it’s almost time for us to go home and… why, Jack! You’re not ready to go home yet? But you’re my ride! Sayyyy… why do you look so sad?” Aw, […]
