LEGO Star Wars Luke & Han Solo Adult Watch – $7.99
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Growing Down
Well, it’s finally happened. Adulthood is officially dead.
Good job, everyone. After years of cultivating our childhood nostalgia, then digging deep down inside of it to find hidden meaning and personal affirmation, we have finally molded and crafted it into the weapon we needed to slay the Beast of Being An Adult And Wearing Adult-Type Things. Excellent work. Juice boxes and Pop Rocks all around.
Maybe there used to be a time where one might feel the slightest tinge of embarrassment for wearing this LEGO Star Wars Luke & Han Solo Adult Watch on their wrist into a meeting with your company’s investors or on a first date, but not anymore. Oh no, now brandishing this 50m water resistant, Nickel/PVC free, Japanese quartz movement stunner of a time-telling instrument is “awesome” and “quirky” and shows that you have a “non-traditional” way about you. This is the new world we have created, a world where if you don’t know the names of every pilot in Rogue Squadron during the Battle of Endor or had the red suitcase full of building block and can talk at length about them around the water cooler, you might as well throw yourself off a building, you simple shell of a person.
Congrats, fellow perpetual adolescents! With our incredible knowledge of the Transformers timeline and utter devotion to the laws of a Federation of Planets we will never see in our lifetimes, we may save this little blue mud ball yet. Now then, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in my personal ball crawl. It’s where I do my best thinking.
Warranty: 2 Year LEGO (On Watch Movement)
Condition: New
Features:
- A Classic Adult LEGO watch with a band of colorful interchangable links
- 50m Water resistant
- Japanese quartz movement
- Scratch resistant mineral crystal lens
- Nickel/PVC free
In the box:
- LEGO 3408STW1 Star Wars Luke & Han Solo Adult Watch
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