Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
Warning: May Not Be Heroic Look at those shoulders. And aren’t those eyes up top? I’m telling ya, this Sanyo Xacti Camcorder is a disguised robot. If 80s/90s television has taught us one thing, it’s this: when something vaguely looks like a robot, it absolutely has to be a robot. So be aware, people, this […]
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
Get One For Your Aunt Rosie Remember the immediate reaction everybody had to the name “iPad”? Funny how you don’t hear that anymore. Yes, when Apple rolled out the game-changing, paradigm-shifting device that forever changed the way we annoy our fellow airline passengers, the snickering resounded throughout the land. Tech observers everywhere turned into Beavises […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
Wink. TwuWink. Buddy, I gave up on true love years ago. Real happiness is something you can only find in consumer electronics. Waiting for your one true love? That’s a sucker’s game. First of all, you never know when it’s going to show up. You could be seven, you could be seventy, you could be […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
Invaders Must Die Look, The Prodigy was great, they had their day. But that day was fifteen years ago. That’s right, 1996 was a great year for crazy men running around in tunnels, but we’ve moved on since then, and likely the people in your office would appreciate it if you kept your moment of […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
Dysteria Look, if we’re going to pour some sugar on each other, let’s get the vacuum ready now. An easy ride, over carpeted ground Mini turbine head, gets the pet hair out We are the dirty ones, on our filthy floors For a whole lifetime – how long the filter’s good for I clean for […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
The Love Woofer See how those speakers are set in the wall? That’s how you know I’m the kind of guy you should make sweet love to. Girl, I know I don’t bring much to the table in terms of looks, or fitness, or interesting conversation. But your lady equipment simply cannot resist my Pioneer […]
Monday, June 13, 2011 // Woot
It’s going to be a lonnng week (especially if you’re a Mavs fan who stayed up late) so why don’t we ease into things slowly? Here’s a little low-impact technological magic that combines quality timing and slight of hand with, well, iPods. I personally think this sort of magic might be a little more impressive […]
Monday, June 13, 2011 // Woot
Alone Time A beautiful sunrise on an empty beach. Something you’ll probably never ever get to see. Let’s be honest with ourselves, okay? Only two kinds of people ever get to see an empty beach: super rich film producers and Jim Cantore. And you’re never going to be able to hire armed guards to clear […]
Monday, June 13, 2011 // Woot
You can’t just go around making prefixes and suffixes out of any syllables you like. There have to be rules for this sort of thing, or society will break down completely. At least Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle thinks so. He’s sick of all these m*********ing “gates” on these m*********ing scandals! Bill O’Reilly photo by […]
Sunday, June 12, 2011 // Woot
You want me to come over and watch your Flip videos on your TV? Meet the “family vacation slideshow” of 2011. Oh, wow, listen Dana, I would love, LOVE, to come over and check out your latest vacation videos using your Pure Digital Flip MinoHD with FlipShare TV. But, uh, I’m busy. No, I know […]
