Pioneer 8” Two-Way In-Wall Speakers (Pair) – $69.99

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Love Woofer

See how those speakers are set in the wall? That’s how you know I’m the kind of guy you should make sweet love to.

Girl, I know I don’t bring much to the table in terms of looks, or fitness, or interesting conversation. But your lady equipment simply cannot resist my Pioneer 8” In-Wall Speakers. When they’re not conveying audio from my home theater system, they’re saying “It is a near-certainty that you will enjoy being freaked down by the guy who owns these speakers.”

The left-right pair take up no floor space but kick 100W of rich Pioneer sound in such a way as to assure you of mutually satisfying physical congress. And since I have painted them to match the decor of my love den (official paint color: Lavender Meadow), you will soon lose all resistance to the prospect of getting busy.

A lot of guys can dazzle you with a handsome face, charming talk, and generous attention to your physical needs. But girl, you’re too good to do the nasty with some chump whose speakers are not inside the walls.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Pioneer

Condition: New

Features:

• Designed to act as left and right speakers for home entertainment systems, producing the same great sound as shelf or floor speakers without taking up valuable floor space
• The speaker frames and removable grills can be painted to match any interior for an almost invisible installation
• Simple to incorporate into virtually any system and provide dependable performance
• Matches with other speakers in Pioneer’s custom line and a compatible Pioneer receiver, or amplifier, for a complete home theater surround system that blends with any interior while still delivering exceptional cinematic or concert sound
• Owner’s Manual

Additional Photos:

• Rear View
• Tweeter
• Package Contents
• Packaging

Specifications:

• Speaker Type: In-Wall Speakers
• Speaker Size: 8”
• Connector(s): Analog Audio Inputs
• Configuration: 8″ (20 cm) 2-way
• Woofer: 8″ (20 cm) Polypropylene cone type
• Tweeter: 1″ (2.5 cm) Polyester soft dome type
• Impedance: 8 Ohms
• Frequency response: 28Hz to 30kHz
• Sensitivity: 87 dB (2.83V)
• Maximum input power: 100W
• Crossover frequency: 2.2kHz
• External dimensions: 10″ (W) x 13 15/16″ (H) x 3 7/16″ (D) – (254 x 354 x 87mm)
• Weight: 4 lbs 7oz (2.0kg)
• Treble Contour Control
• Flush-Mount Design

In the box:

• (2) Pioneer S-IW831-LR 8” In-Wall Speakers
• (1) Documentation
• (2) Grill

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