Saturday, June 11, 2011 // Woot
Lonely Tonight? You’re just a few clicks away from hot young desktop computers yearning for someone to press their power buttons. Tired of being alone on a Saturday night? Frustrated with the consumer electronics club scene? Want access to a big black box that truly understands your needs? “Hi there. I’m a HP Pavilion Elite […]
Friday, June 10, 2011 // Woot
It’s time again for my weekly examination of the best song for capturing the spirit and essence of a state. This week it’s The Constitution State, or The Nutmeg State if you want to be one of the cool kids. So what do you look for when you’re trying to find the perfect Connecticut song? […]
Friday, June 10, 2011 // Woot
Was it Dante who said that Hell was the absence of God? Well, maybe that didn’t enter the mind of Goin’ Up‘s designer, but it certainly seems like a fair comparison. In Goin’ Up, you’re that unhappy demon, and you want to go up. On the way up, you’ll find mushroom angels, happy […]
Friday, June 10, 2011 // Woot
Crustacean Band Sold Separately Searching for that perfect accessory to wear to all your business meetings in Atlantis? Don’t screw this up, Tim. If I can just close this deal with King Tritonis, it’ll mean more than just a big commission and some prestige at work. I can start turning everything around. Amy will drop […]
Thursday, June 9, 2011 // Woot
Ladder Theory Welcome to the corporate world, Ms. Cleveland! Here’s your ladder. Orientation is over there. Ah, Ms. Cleveland, great to see you this morning. And you’re early, I’m so impressed! I can tell you’ve already checked in at the front desk because you’ve got your Little Giant 19’ M-22 Ladder System and your name […]
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NEW YORK (UPI) — Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., […]
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 // Woot
In honor of their new album coming out August 30, I have a filthy confession to make: I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I can still remember hearing “Knock Me Down” on the radio when I was cleaning my room as a kid and thinking, “whoever this is, I want to hear more of […]
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 // Woot
I’m Majoring In Pedometry As we say in the pedometer business, “The journey of 999.999 miles begins with a single step.” I thought there’d be a lot of people out there who shared my interest in pedometers. I was really looking forward to getting together with my fellow enthusiasts for some pedometer talk. We could […]
Tuesday, June 7, 2011 // Woot
“It was May 11, 2011 – a day like most any other day,” writes wooter Maniacmous in his account of buying and opening Woot’s most recent Bag O’Crap. Little did Maniacmous know that clicking that big orange oval would set in motion a chain of events that brought this monumental visitor into his home. Read […]
Tuesday, June 7, 2011 // Woot
Welcome to Caulk Talk. I’m your host, Vinny Bannister. Nothin’ wrong with some dudes sittin’ down and just talkin’ caulk. Now today on Caulk Talk we’re looking at this PRO Caulk Complete Caulking Kit 2-Pack. Each kit’s got eight sealing edges, a bonus mini applicator, and a five year guarantee on the edge tools. You […]
