Monday, June 6, 2011 // Woot
Talk to CNN and Eliot Spitzer about developing a new show, Spitzer/Weiner, described as “hardball talk that tilts toward the left” Delete his 4chan account Ask himself “How would Peter the Great handle this?” Split a six-pack of Pepsi with Clarence Thomas Produce a Broadway musical based on the works of Philip K. Dick, with […]
Monday, June 6, 2011 // Woot
Looking for the ultimate Steampunk weapon? You’re looking for this pair of pistols. They’re from 1820, they’re absolutely beautiful, and when you pull the trigger, out pops a tiny singing bird. Really. Take a look right now. Of course, these pistols also sold for 5.8 million dollars so you probably won’t see them […]
Monday, June 6, 2011 // Woot
Rome Was Also A Brand 455: Vandals enter Rome to plunder the city. Lines quickly form at the Mālum Tabernus. “Hey, Huneric!” “Heyyy! My man, Theodoric! How’s it hanging, Teddy?” “From the top of the Senate roof, next to the heads of all those who oppose us. Ha ha ha ha!” “Ha ha ha! I […]
Monday, June 6, 2011 // Woot
How are kids supposed to kick the bed-wetting habit if no one teases them about it? And how are all your mattress-moistening kid’s friends supposed to tease him if they don’t even know he pees the sheets? You can count on Bed-Twetter to leak the news, so to speak. It’s the first Web 2.0 system […]
Sunday, June 5, 2011 // Woot
A Picture Worth A Thousand Clicks All I need is for you to put on this stained tank-top and chase after my wife with a bat so I can take a picture. Is that too much to ask? Look, I know you’re a big time celebrity and everything, but give a guy a break, will […]
Saturday, June 4, 2011 // Woot
Some people do counted cross-stitch. Some paint D&D minis. Woot forum favorite SBCJester21 makes some of the oddest videos ever seen. Conventional wisdom says it’s good to cultivate a hobby, but we think SBCJester might have been wise to consult a lawyer before deciding to take up video-blogging. Imagine what a treasure trove his video […]
Saturday, June 4, 2011 // Woot
Yes, we have nearly everything in our little home, here. Just because it’s the end of the world doesn’t mean the floors have to be dirty Have you had a chance to rest? I do apologize for Curtis’s rather…brusque greeting. “He nearly shot me! Who are you people? What is this place?” I’m terribly sorry […]
Friday, June 3, 2011 // Woot
There are a million “break the enemies fortress” games out there, sure. But none of them combine SimCity and Dr. Mario as elegantly as Hacker Vs. Hacker. You get to be the guy on the left. Customize your look, your chair and your desk, and then jump into… VIRTUALLLLL REALITYYYYY! The resistors and capacitors […]
Friday, June 3, 2011 // Woot
You probably know the rules by now, but just in case here’s what The United States of Songs is all about: each week I try to find the perfect song for a state in the union, proceeding alphabetically. The song’s got to be an ode to the entire state, not just a cool city or […]
Friday, June 3, 2011 // Woot
You might have seen comedian Doug Benson on shows like Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Presents, or The Benson Interruption. You might have seen him in his docu-comedy film, Super High Me. If you haven’t heard of him, his stand-up, or his podcast Doug Loves Movies, you’re missing out. Benson’s act riffs on pop culture, […]
