Sunday, May 22, 2011 // Woot
Now I Know How My Kid Feels When It Doesn’t Snow As Hard As He’d Hoped The problem with living like it’s your last day on Earth is that 99.9% of the time the end of the world doesn’t happen. RINNNNNNG RINNNNNNNNNG RINNNNG… Huh? Wha? HellOW MY HEAD. Ugh. Stupid bartender. Stupid Four Horsemen. Who… […]
Saturday, May 21, 2011 // Woot
It’s The End Of The World As We Know It Go on. Spend like there’s no tomorrow… because we hear there may not be. This Samsung 14” Aluminum Laptop has 4GB of DRR3 RAM, 640GB of hard drive space, comes with Windows 7 Home Premium and… aw, who cares? It’s the last day on Earth, […]
Friday, May 20, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. WASHINGTON (UPI) — Republican U.S. presidential candidate Newt […]
Friday, May 20, 2011 // Woot
It’s time again for what’s become a Friday ritual here on the Woot Blog: The United States of Songs. And yes, I am already regretting not naming it “The United Songs of America.” If you haven’t read one of these entries before, I’m going through each state alphabetically to find the ONE song written about […]
Friday, May 20, 2011 // Woot
“Welcome! You’re my favorite internet user!” Finally, someone made me my own, personal internet! I know there are plenty of people arguing about Net Neutrality, government influence versus freedom of speech, and the best way to make sure that the people of earth only view the content Comcast and Charter deem worthy (that’s the popular […]
Friday, May 20, 2011 // Woot
Portal allowed you to connect two different locations. Faultline does the same, only in a far more aggressive way. See those little flower-shaped things? Click them both and you’ve got the power to bring them together with your mouse. Get it? You don’t go to the mountain, the mountain comes to […]
Thursday, May 19, 2011 // Woot
It’s late. You’re tired. Your girlfriend sits alone on the couch, her eyes red and puffy from crying most of the night. In a quiet voice, she says. “I don’t know what else to tell you. Steve and I, we’re just friends. The same goes for Teddy the office mail clerk and Harry from my […]
Thursday, May 19, 2011 // Woot
‘Til Exit 36 Do Us Part You’ll probably fall in love with your Magellan RoadMate. Just remember: it’s not very good at intimacy. “I understand, Magellan RoadMate 1470. It’s scary to talk about your emotions. But I want you to know that this is a safe zone. I’m not going to judge you for what […]
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 // Woot
Looks Aren’t That Impor- Actually, On Second Thought… Man, the iPod touch has ruined my whole online-dating strategy. Thanks a lot, FaceTime. I had it all figured out. Post a heavily doctored photo of my somewhat better-looking younger brother to my online dating profiles. Master a mellifluous, articulate writing style that carries no hint of […]
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 // Woot
It’s a game nearly as old as humanity, if you can call envisioning one of the most horrific disasters a person can experience a game. Someone posits the hypothetical situation: “You wake up. Your house is on fire. Your family’s safe, but you only have time to save one thing. What is it?” And then […]
