Tuesday, May 17, 2011 // Woot
A Cautionary Tale Well I guess you laptop computers have finally got us old typewriters on the ropes. I hope you’re happy. Go ahead. Enjoy your little victory. It must feel really good to make us old workhorses darn near extinct. After all, no one needs ink ribbons, touch control, or even paper anymore. Heck, […]
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 // Woot
Spike: A Love Story offers a different look at the standard jumping game. In this one, you’ll be playing the spike trap. By hitting the spacebar at the right time, you’ll drop and crush somebody’s man. If you miss, well… See those tears in the spike trap’s eyes? So don’t miss. Instead, […]
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 // Woot
Trans-Human Error (gulp) Well, that’s the (cough) last of it. It wasn’t easy, but I finally swallowed that Android Tablet. I love living in the future. Do you know how long I’ve dreamed about being able to swallow a pill and turn into an android? Just when I was feeling like I’d never leave this […]
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 // Woot
1-900-LUV-POWR Hi, I’m Energi! And this is Energi too! We’re the best of friends. Call now! Hey guys! Tired of going out to the club and running out of juice? And girls, do you feel like you need to be more empowered? Well, now there’s a place where everybody can get what they want… and […]
Monday, May 16, 2011 // Woot
About a week ago, the Library of Congress announced the opening of a new fully searchable National Jukebox, accessible via the web. Naturally, most people didn’t bat an eye, because who cares about classic old recordings from the dawn of music? Well, you should care, because today’s society-destroying lyrics have NOTHING on the vice from […]
Sunday, May 15, 2011 // Woot
If this is your first venture into the United States of Songs, here’s the skinny: I’m counting down a weekly list of the best songs honoring each of the states in the union, and doing so alphabetically. The rules are firm but fair: the state must be mentioned in the title of the song, and […]
Sunday, May 15, 2011 // Woot
Sometimes it’s too hard not to take the easy road. Oh PS3 people, we’re going to try hard not to lord this over you. Sure, “serious” gamers might point at our little Microsoft Xbox 360 60GB Live Starter Pack and laugh. “Only 60GB?!” they’ll guffaw, “a TRUE gamer wants 250!” “You get three months of […]
Saturday, May 14, 2011 // Woot
Some Hearts Just Don’t Blend Well Together Nothing says “I don’t think this relationship is working out” like a fresh fruit smoothie. You’ll know your girlfriend has arrived when you hear the front door of your apartment close. “Hello?” she’ll call out. “Sweetie, are you here? The note on the door said it was open […]
Friday, May 13, 2011 // Woot
Last time, it started with a photo. This time, Randy found a video. Randall C. The dude at :55 is having the best/worst time ever. Gatzby H. So many GIFs waiting to happen. Scott L. He’s so gone Jason T. wow Matthew S. what in the Randall C. This is why white people keep […]
Thursday, May 12, 2011 // Woot
Ever wondered how Woot’s writers crank out all that Woot-Off copy, or what products are the hardest to write about? OK, you probably haven’t. But by request of some members of our favorite social linksharing community, now you can find out anyway. Woot’s writing team invited Reddit to ask us almost anything today, sparking over […]
