Sunday, March 24, 2013 // Woot
And now, in tribute to this LEGO Atlantis watch and LEGO Bionicle watch (your choice) may we present a reading of grand poetry! From the master himself, Samuel Taylor LEGOlridge. Please enjoy: The Rhyme Of The Ancient LEGO Guy. It is an ancient LEGO guy And a watch accompanies he ‘By thy colors bright, what […]
Sunday, March 24, 2013 // Woot
Oooh How do you get your bot-tles Oooh How do you get your bot-tles But if you’re on the go And feeding time is near Slow and even warmin’ Even sized for growin’ Baby, you’re gonna eat a tasty meal Mommy now can take you out to the baseball field Warmze, Warmze, Waaaarmze Make the […]
Sunday, March 24, 2013 // Woot
I’m sorry, but I have to challenge the assumption implicit in this concept. If a humanoid merely crouching atop the Tardis would likewise be transported through time, what about the pavement the Tardis is standing on? What about the air surrounding it? What exactly is the extent of the Tardis’s chrono-portation halo? Until Shirt.Woot issues […]
Sunday, March 24, 2013 // Woot
The hard part of buying wine is sorting out the lies from the truths. For example, did you know that the the motion of rowing a boat began with thirsty sailors trying to double-fist their cups of wine? No? Well, good, because that one isn’t true. But the story where Twenty Rows is from Napa […]
Sunday, March 24, 2013 // Woot
The trouble with buying a TV online is determining the relative size of the screen. Sure, 60″ sounds big, but how big? Bigger than your wingspan? Bigger than your wall? To address this issue, we’ve created some product images with common household items included, for scale. We hope these help in your purchasing decision. (That […]
Saturday, March 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to avoid getting tangled in wires and falling face-first into a tub of molasses. Don’t use this: to look “futuristic.” The future has NEVER turned out the way people predicted (Epcot Center, anyone?) A real Amazon review of this product states that: “These headphones look very modern and cool. Unfortunately, they also have […]
Saturday, March 23, 2013 // Woot
Everyone knows the saying, “You get what you pay for.” However, few people know the follow-up: “But sometimes you get about twice as much as you pay for.” That’s the deal with these Steiner 8×30 Military Spec Binoculars. These are serious, European special-ops military-grade binoculars for serious binocularists. But through some fluke of tariffs and […]
Saturday, March 23, 2013 // Woot
How many great men and women have been brought down by their cabinet? Caesar? You bet! And, um, lots of others too! That’s why every politican knows how VITAL it is to choose a cabinet carefully. Just as you must choose this Stackable Storage Cabinet carefully too. See the lovely clear acrylic on that one? […]
Saturday, March 23, 2013 // Woot
“Hey.” Hey. “Waiting for your wife?” Yeah. “Yeah, me too.” Guess the bag’s a dead giveaway, huh? “Yeah. But it sure beats holding her purse.” Totally. I used to get heckled a lot. Guys would walk by and be all, ‘Nice purse, pansy!’ “Me too! And it’s not like I ever had a good comeback […]
Saturday, March 23, 2013 // Woot
Size Queen Dimensions 78″L x 60″W x 5″H Packed Dimensions 15″L x 8″W x 16″H Body Fabric TPU Laminate / 70D Nylon Carry Weight 6.7 lbs. In the box: (1) Kelty 37450911 Queen Size Sleep Eazy Air Bed includes: 6V Rechargeable Pump Car Power Adapter Wall Charger Binto Storage Bag Woot
