Sunday, February 10, 2013 // Woot
Hey, I been working this wine gym thirty years, mac. I seen ’em all. I can tell ya who’s gonna be one of the greats the second they walk through that door. And I’ll say it today: that kid they called Pinot? He could’a been a world champ. I knew it the moment he walked […]
Sunday, February 10, 2013 // Woot
Eric looked at the Teeter EP-560 Inversion Table. He had bought it because he needed a change, because he needed to turn his life upside down. Now, looking at it, it seemed too simple to really do anything. He had a hard time believing this was what would get him in shape, what would get […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to give all the other Optoma projectors you’ve bought from us inferiority complexes. Don’t use this: to watch “Piranha 3D” unless you’re ready to confront a wall-sized 1080p severed willy. If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “I’m your brother from another judder!” The SNL that this product […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
Use this: Bladez Fitness SX5i i.Concept Elliptical while you watch Blade, Blade II, and Blade III back-to-back-to-back. Don’t use this: while you watch Blade IV, Blade V, Blade VI, and Blade VII. That’s just a bit overkill. If you owned this, people would say about you: “That guy definitely has arms! And legs! And he […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
THE FAR FUTURE: The grey asphalt of city streets is shattered by green and brown. Ever since the Arborions landed to avenge their brothers, the creatures we only knew as “redwoods,” the planet has been divided. Those without a Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead became nutrients for the warrior trees. Those with a Dream Spa […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
Pampers makes bottles now? How about that. Gives a whole new meaning to “in one end and out the other” doesn’t it? Yeah, I know it’s really “ear” and not “end” but that wouldn’t make any sense at all. I guess I could use the popular phrase, “what goes in must come out” instead. Oh, […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
Specifications Overall Dimensions: L 25″ x W 38″ x H 42″ Seat Dimensions: 22″ W x 21″ D In the Box: (1) Spencer Bi-Cast Leather Rocker Woot
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
The wolf is everywhere. He’s on the ground, in the sky, in the forest, in the trees themselves. It’s him, the same wolf, in Little Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs and White Fang and Peter and the Wolf and a Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing and Never Cry Wolf and Twilight and the […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
The little known St. Julian Braganini was born in 1641, in the middle of a vineyard. People know this because he bragged about it. Constantly. Like, the guy just WOULD not shut up about it. You’d expect a saint to be more humble, right? It was here that St. Julian Braganini first learned the craft […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
Oh no oh no oh no oh no. They’re picking teams again — UGH. This is the worst. I always get picked last just because I’m a 17″ RCA TV from 1996 and they’re all big fancy Philips HDTVs. Don’t the customers understand what this experience is going to do to my long-term self-esteem? Don’t […]
