Pampers Natural Stages Bottle Sets

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Pampers makes bottles now? How about that. Gives a whole new meaning to “in one end and out the other” doesn’t it? Yeah, I know it’s really “ear” and not “end” but that wouldn’t make any sense at all.

I guess I could use the popular phrase, “what goes in must come out” instead. Oh, that’s not how that goes either? Well, whatever. I think you catch my drift.

The point is, what does Pampers think they’re up to anyway? I just find this whole six 5-ounce BPA-free bottles thing suspect. Are they trying for a monopoly over your baby’s entire digestive system? Last time I checked, monopolies are illegal!

And to top it all off, now they’re trying to edge out breasts! No, seriously! These stageflex silicone nipples are designed to mimic the shape, flow and suction of breastfeeding.

Listen, I’m not telling you not to buy these bottles. Because as far as bottles go, they’re really good ones. They even have an airwave venting technology to help reduce instances of colic. All I’m saying is, know the motivation. In other words, I’VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, PAMPERS.

In the Box:

Choose your set:

(1) Pampers Natural Stages BPA Free Newborn Starter Set includes:

• (6) 5oz Stage 1 bottles
• (2) Extra Stageflex silicone nipples
• 2-in-1 cleaning brush

~ Or ~

(1) Pampers Natural Stages BPA Free All-in-One Bottle Set

• (3) 5oz Stage 1 bottles
• (3) 9oz Stage 2 bottles
• (2) Extra Stage 2 silicone nipples
• (2) Extra Stage 3 silicone nipples
• (1) 2-in-1 cleaning brush

Woot