Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
Bring it Woo Uh, uh, uh, uh Ha ha, ha ha What, what, what, what Uh On your mark ready set let’s go Espresso pro I know you know I go psycho when my new brew hit Just can’t quit Gotta get frothy wit it Ooh that’s it Now coffee coffee beans grind E-A-S-Y ceramic […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
Here’s the truth: on average, an MBA will make more money than an MFA. But here’s another truth: in the first year, they’re both going to be struggling. Only the MFA will be able to say things like “sell out bourgeoisie pigs!” and spend all their free time sketching attractive people in cafes, while the […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
The veggies, they don’t know why they even travel out onto the cutting board anymore. Despite outnumbering their enemy, they understand the fight is futile. Still, they step out onto the bamboo and meet their maker. Maybe they’re halved, or quartered, or sliced, or diced, or minced, or peeled. It doesn’t matter. In the end […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
The Cube’s not about a bunch of rules and prohibitions and restrictions, man. It’s not about following orders from some fascist instruction manual that always wants to see your papers. It’s about freedom. It’s about creativity. It’s about finding your own path to that beautiful harmony of colored squares. And if you don’t get there, […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
“TRUST ME. You’re gonna love it.” I don’t know. “Listen. I get it. It’s unconventional. One ton per acre. One percent residual sugar.” It’s not that. It’s just … “Shhh. Don’t say another word. Just put this to your lips and then tell me you still feel that way.” I’d really rather not, if you […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
I’m having a little difficulty making a purchasing decision this morning. I’ve decided that I’m either going to get this Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop, or a puppy. I can’t have both, so I’ve made a handy little comparison chart to help me decide. Here’s how it’s playing out so far: Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
I’m having a little difficulty making a purchasing decision this morning. I’ve decided that I’m either going to get this Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop, or a puppy. I can’t have both, so I’ve made a handy little comparison chart to help me decide. Here’s how it’s playing out so far: Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop […]
Tuesday, February 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because you got weird looks when you brought your desktop to the coffee shop. Don’t use this: as a frisbee. What you need for that is something called a “frisbee.” If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “He’s not the most skilled guy on the field, but he plays with a […]
Tuesday, February 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you think that little white balls should stay in their holes where they belong. Don’t use this: to play whack a mole. You’ll break the machine and then the arcade will make you pay for it. Again. If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: laser cane. Although if […]
Tuesday, February 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for outdoor sportsman-like activities. Ya know, like hunting and fishing and so forth. (It’s not totally obvious what this is for.) Don’t use this: in UV mode while in your Holiday Inn Express room. Believe us. Our resident outdoorsmanship expert Matthew says: “No really guys, following trails of blood with a UV flashlight […]
