Saturday, January 26, 2013 // Woot
Seriously. Did you see him in 2006? Muscular. Intense. Age worthy. You just don’t get that way without blending. It’s unnatural. If I had to guess, I’d say 51% Syrah, 49% Cabernet. Three years in the bottle. Bam. You’ve got a winner. Why didn’t anyone come forward before now? Probably because in 2007, he married […]
Saturday, January 26, 2013 // Woot
With a nice TV like one of these VIZIOs, the picture can appear so clear that you might think you’re looking at a mirror or out a window. That can be confusing, but don’t worry! We’re here to help Here’s how to tell what you’re looking at/out: Discern what you see on the screen. If […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because, in your opinion, it’s the best speaker system ever, Soundbar none! Don’t use this: if just the idea of an immersive 3D sound experience makes you wanna Soundbarf. If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “This game’s gonna be a Soundbarn-burner!” At the local watering hole, this would order: some […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Are there professional scooters? People who scoot professionally? If so, why? Who pays for that? Is there some eccentric billionaire who gets his jollies by watching people scoot around on tiny scooters? These are the tough questions, people. Someone’s got to ask them. And as a non-professional user of scooters, am I qualified to use […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Hello, and welcome to my dinner party! I go by the name Wallace Flatware, and I’m always glad to entertain a guest such as yourself. You notice, first of all, we’ll be eating in the dark. That’s because the first gas light wasn’t patented until 1810, so it certainly wasn’t in use for folks like […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Imagine it: it’s 1989. A young, innocent you buys a ticket with a feeling of excitement. The movie is Cyborg with the up-and-coming action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. It promises excitement, glory, adventure, and also, one would assume, a super-tough cyborg. Imagine your disappointment when it turns out the cyborg is the love interest and […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
The knock at the door came suddenly. Sharon was startled back to the real world, while her Blu-ray copy of Dredd continued. She was mesmerized by that one scene where the boss has those mini guns and they have to jump through a wall to escape. It was intense. Sharon assumed the knock was the […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
3 things you probably didn’t know about the Fresh Prince: 1. The show was originally made to launch the acting career of the couch that sat in the middle of the living room. However, the other actors’ collective charisma was so overshadowing that they were soon made the focal point. The couch’s one-man show, “You’ve […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Hey, everybody enjoying the party? Yeah! All right! Keep swinging! “Donald, come talk to me.” Byron, hey! What about that sweet trio I got for the entertainment! Exactly what you wanted, right? “Donald, I wanted a music trio. Like, guitar and vocals and piano. Not that Tercero Santa Barbara County Trio you just set in […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
“What’s up man? Let’s do this thing!” “Awesome! This is gonna be the best wake and bake session ever! Let’s get to it!” “Sweet. Do you have, uh, y’know, ingredients?” “Yeah, right here! I got everything prepped in my Pyrex Prep, Store & Bake 28-Piece Set. Let’s make some cookies!” “Yeah- wait. I’ve never heard […]
