Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Hey hey, boys, look who’s got another email from his girlfriend! Jealous? Of course you are. With my Motorola XOOM 10.1″ 32GB 4G LTE Tablet I can get emails from her any time on the go! Even when we’re on the team bus headed back from the game. Well, no, I don’t get to see […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Specifications Wattage: 1875 watts Heat Settings: 10 Fan Speeds: 2 Cool Shot Button: Yes Diffuser: Yes Smoothing Concentrator: Yes In the Box: (1) Goody Smart Temp 03537 Blow Dryer includes: (1) Blow Dryer (1) Volumizing Diffuser (1) Smoothing Concentrator Woot
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
“Karen, I came home early from work. I want to talk to you about-“ OH, IS THAT YOU, DEAR? REALLY SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU AT ALL! I JUST GOT THESE SUPER-SHARP GINSUS AND I’M PRACTICING RUBBING THEM TOGETHER LIKE IN ALL THE CARTOONS. CHING CHING! CHING CHING! HAHAHA! ISN’T IT FUNNY? “Karen, I left […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
How many times have you, an independent and active woman, had to put your workout plans on hold because you didn’t want to get unsightly sweat on your business blouse or little black dress? Too many times, we say! That’s why we’re happy to show off deals on the Fila Women’s Active Top so that […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
“Honey, what is this bowl of brown sugar doing here? Why isn’t it in the Snapware Glass Canister?” Uh … “Where is it? Did you put it in the …” NO! WAIT! “AHHHHHH! What. The heck. Is. THAT?” Well, it WAS a frog. “Oh my. What HAPPENED?” So you know how your son always wanted […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
‘You know-“ Don’t care! “No, for real, it’s about Sesame Street.” I’ll listen if it’s about Sesame Street. But there’s a ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine chance I’m just not gonna care. “For real, though. Have you ever thought about how weird Sesame Street is?” Hang on, is this […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Sent: January 24, 2013 To: Staff Cc: Admin Subject: Ice thief To the asshat who keeps pilfering my ice: STOP IT! IT IS NOT YOUR ICE! I purchased that bag of ice for my own personal use, as management has repeatedly refused my request for a freestanding, portable ice maker such as the Emerson IM90 […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Our favorite Japan-based dungeon darlings return this week with their third studio release: A Link To the Past. Known for catchy, vaguely-Medieval pop riffs, this group has achieved notoriety among those who appreciate the approachability of Big N’s plumber franchise, but still crave the musicality of, say, Bomberman or Castlevania. The album starts off with […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Imagine, if you will, a large planetarium shaped warehouse where men in zero-gravity suits float on tethers with spray guns full of chocolate as spheres of wine are released from a huge eyedropper, one at a time. That’s the secret inside of the Guy Debbas Wine Filled Chocolate Factory, and that’s how each of these […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
“Catherine, I need to say something.” “Uh huh.” “Lately, I just feel like you’re not fully invested in us. I just don’t think this is working.” “Right.” “…right. That’s why I think we should stop seeing each other.” “Okay. Uh huh.” “Are you even listening?” “Huh? Sorry, sorry. I was watching the game.” “Can you […]
