Ginsu 2-Piece Stainless Carving Set

Thursday, January 24, 2013

“Karen, I came home early from work. I want to talk to you about-“

OH, IS THAT YOU, DEAR? REALLY SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU AT ALL! I JUST GOT THESE SUPER-SHARP GINSUS AND I’M PRACTICING RUBBING THEM TOGETHER LIKE IN ALL THE CARTOONS. CHING CHING! CHING CHING! HAHAHA! ISN’T IT FUNNY?

“Karen, I left work early. If we don’t sort this out, I might have to talk to an attorney about my options.”

OH, I THINK YOU SAID ATTORNEY, DARLING, IS SOMEONE COMING OVER FOR DINNER? BECAUSE WITH THIS SERRATED EDGED KNIFE AND FIVE INCH FORK I CAN SURELY FIND SOME EXTRA CHICKEN TO GIVE TO THEM. BECAUSE I’M SUCH A GREAT COOK, REMEMBER? THAT’S WHAT YOU FIRST LOVED ABOUT ME! I’LL MAKE YOU A GREAT DINNER WITH THIS GINSU SET!

“I’d like that, Karen. Maybe we could finally have a long, serious talk about this relationship.”

OH, STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU, BUT IT JUST HIT ME THAT I WON’T BE AROUND TONIGHT, I’VE GOT TO TAKE MY GREAT-AUNT TO HER BUS. MIGHT TAKE ALL NIGHT. HA HA HA, HOW COULD I FORGET? CHING CHING! CHING CHING! BUT I’LL LEAVE YOU THIS GINSU SET SO YOU CAN ENJOY MY FOOD WITHOUT ME! AND WITHOUT ANY HARD CONVERSATIONS! LOVE YOUUUU!

In the Box:

(1) Ginsu 4804 2-Piece Stainless Steel Carving Set includes:

• (1) 5″ Fork
• (1) 7.5″ Slicer

Woot