Altec Lansing Bliss Earphones

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Use these: ONLY IF YOU ARE A WOMAN. THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR WOMEN’S EARS AND IF YOU ARE A MAN THEY WILL TURN YOUR MAN-EARS INTO WOMAN-EARS.

Don’t use these: if you don’t have XX sex chromosomes. But you can use them to listen to “The XX.”

If this item were a US President, it would be: Hillary Clinton (c’mon, it’s gonna happen eventually).

The only way to make this better would be: if the built-in mic automatically muted itself when you get cut off in traffic.

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: setting snares for small female woodland creatures.

• Driver: 8mm Neodymium
• Frequency Response: 20 Hz – 20 kHz
• Input Sensitivity: 95 dB
• Impedance: 29 ohms
• Connection: 3.5mm
• Cable Length: 47″

In the box:

• Altec Lansing MZX236MIC Bliss Earphones with Inline Remote + Mic (Choose Color)
• XS, S, M Ear Tips

Woot