Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
I know what you’re thinking. These are nothing more than doe-eyed bridge-and-tunnel pickles with unrealistic dreams of making it in the big deli. Well, don’t be so bitter and jaded, my friend. Because I’ve got news for you. Brooklyn Brine pickles are the newest thing. Unlike your silver spoon-fed upper east side pickles, these are […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
“Hello! Welcome. Wow, it’s been awhile since anyone came in. My name’s Megan, I’ll be taking your portrait today. Would you be interested in our Passionate Portrait Package? We do a Beauty Headshot, an action pose, and a boudoir shot for just $ 129.99.” “Wait wait wait! That’s not our only package! Please? I can […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
“Ah, Colonel Righteous, we meet again.” “Freeze, Professor Malevolent. Your dastardly scheme ends now.” “Oh I don’t think so. Unlike you, I actually learned from our past battles. Do you remember the last time we met?” “Yes, you were robbing that TGIFriday’s. I almost stopped you, too, but-“ “But you were distracted, off your game, […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
Well, well, well. Looks like SOME people enjoy a nice Meeker, huh? Okay, Wine lovers, consider this Act II in your thirsty little lives. Here’s three bottles of Petite Sirah from our pals at Meeker. We’ve hand-picked these fine fine bottles from the big pile near the copy machine, and sprinted to the packaging room […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to teach your children the importance of bludgeoning stationary objects. Don’t use this: in a non-tee baseball game or you shall fall under the DeMarini Curse. This just posted on Facebook: “Ugh. Sick again. That’s what you get for working around kids all day.” If this item were a US President, it would […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
At the end of that first year they looked back at the photo she’d taken on the very first night. And they decided, no matter what, their life was warmer now than it had been. The empty apartment would have been cold, except for the LifeSmart Infrared Heater he’d carried up the stairs. He set […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you dance to the beat of a different drummer. And that drummer is your own heart. Don’t use this: if you dance to the beat of a different drummer. And that drummer is the drummer from Heart. If you owned this, people would say: “That guy definitely doesn’t have his finger on […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
Marjorie gazed upon the TV console with the antique black finish and two large, open shelves. It reminded her a bit of the sideboard in her childhood home, only televisions weren’t readily available for the masses back then. When it was passed down to her as a wedding gift, Marjorie was less than thrilled to […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
Michelle wrapped up the Mobi Baby Monitor and sighed sarcastically. “Remember all the good times we had with this, Tim?” she asked. But Tim smiled sincerely, thinking back. Tim’s Memories, In Order – The night Ella woke him up, crying into the Mobi Baby Monitor because she had a fever. – The night the dresser […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
8 pans for various purposes? No way! 8 pans for ONE purpose! Sorry, did you say “muffin pan”? Because I’m pretty sure I heard MINI QUICHE PAN! Or wait, maybe you were you talking about the cookie pans, or, as I call them: the pans for long flat quiches. Oh no, I’m sorry! You were […]
