Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
So we went down to ol’ TJ lookin’ for trouble, right? We’re just cruisin’ around town, boozin’ it up good and nice, when Nick gets this idea to go see a show. Not just ANY show, either. You know the kind I’m talking about. I figured they were just an urban legend, you know? No […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
He dreamed of a place where he didn’t feel awkward. Where he didn’t feel left out. Where he felt like he belonged. A place where two lovers could sit side-by-side and just hold hands. Or not even touch at all. And by “lovers” we mean a gangly young man and a young woman with head […]
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
They say Nature abhors a vacuum. I say that’s just another adventure waiting to happen. Quick, my companions! To my packing box! No, my friends, don’t be afraid. I’m still the same Rug Doctor X3 from before. I’ve just … changed, is all. Some new wires, maybe fresh paint, it’s a process my people call […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you’ve got a 30-pin iPad, iPhone, iPod, MP3 player, smart phone, or computer that wants to be taller and/or louder. Don’t use this: if you think “Bluetooth connectivity” is something that you need to go to a dentist for. The only way to make this better would be: if it came with […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
There was a time when people called me Beanie for my exhaustive dried bean collection. Then this silly hat came along and took all that away from me. It’s true. People would come from miles around to see my red beans, my pinto beans, my black beans, my Mexican jumping beans, my garbanzo beans, all […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
Craig sighed, then picked up the phone and dialed. “Hi Lisa, it’s Craig. Listen, I don’t think I’m going to make that coffee date today. I’m really sorry. I think you’re awesome and I’d like to hang out but I’ve got some pretty serious family stuff going on right now and I guess I’m just […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
Peter knew his family thought he was crazy. He didn’t care. He had a dream, a vision, a goal. Even if everyone but Jake doubted him. This year, Peter was going to see his Thomas The Tank Engine Train all the way from the bedroom to the kitchen. Joshua was there when Peter had to […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
Connectors: miniUSB, Aux Compatibility: Bluetooth; 3.5mm Jack In the box: iPad not included. iLuv iSP245 Mo’Beats Portable Stereo Bluetooth Speaker Stand Charging Cable Woot
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
INT. MCDUCK MANSION, DAY. We follow DUCKWORTH the butler as he inspects the manor. DUCKWORTH Come, come now. The master’s giant green reading chair mustn’t be scuffed. DUCKMAID Apologies, Mr. Duckworth. DUCKWORTH Hrmph. DUCKWORTH enters the master bedroom. DUCKWORTH What–what on Earth are you doing, Mr. Drake. DOOFUS DRAKE, the valet, looks up from his […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
Should briary varietals be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should briary varietals be forgot, and Old Zin Vine? For Old Zin Vine, my dear, for Old Zin Vine, we’ll take a glass of earthiness yet, for Old Zin Vine. And surely yours will have notes of rose and surely so will mine! And we’ll […]
