Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
Think of the Sony Bloggie as a smart phone without all the stuff you don’t need – like the part that makes calls, or the part that accesses the internet, or the part that lets you play games, or the texting part. Instead, it gives you just the MOST essential feature: the ability to photograph […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
This old thing? This is my trusty refurbished JVC Everio HD Camcorder with 40x Optical Zoom. Yeah, I imagine it’d be great for shooting home movies or vacation videos or whatever. Sure. I never have, though. I mainly just walk around hoping to see a street fight. See, I frequent a website that posts grainy, […]
Thursday, August 9, 2012 // Woot
I got my dad this JVC Everio HM50 HD Camcorder for Father’s Day this year, and ever since he has absolutely revolutionized the world of cutting-edge experimental videography. His shaky, over-zoomed shots of backyard fauna, accidental recordings of bare rooms, and constant heavy-breathing audio overlays have resonated deeply in the online art-house video community. The […]
Wednesday, August 8, 2012 // Woot
“Hey man, what’s wrong? You’ve seemed so down in the dumps lately.” “Yeah, it’s just…well, it’s complicated. I’m having severe existential despair.” “Oh. Bummer. Why?” “It’s this Sony Bloggie Touch HD Camcorder.” “Really? I can’t imagine it’s that bad.” “No, it’s great. It’s got a touchscreen interface, shoots in 1920×1080 full HD, and has a […]
Wednesday, August 8, 2012 // Woot
Friends and Coworkers, For many years, you guys have asked, “How was the ride in, Greg?” Well, I have an exciting announcement: starting today, you can share the FULL EXPERIENCE of my morning commute with me! Now, don’t worry; I’m not offering rides on the back of my moped! Unless, of course, you’re interested in […]
Saturday, July 28, 2012 // Woot
I grew up constantly wearing goggles, and it’s part of who I am — my identity. I no longer see being goggled as a disability, but unfortunately many people still do. I can see it when I walk through a crowded street and they avert their gaze from my durable Lexan lenses. But thanks to […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Hello, sir. I am sorry to interrupt your family’s dinner in this way, but we have a score to settle. My name is Camileo, and I believe you have my Toshiba 1080p Camcorder. Now, please assume your ready position so that I can fight you to the death for it. You refuse to fight me? […]
Sunday, July 8, 2012 // Woot
“Whaddaya mean?” “I mean that camcorder, what’s going on?” “Oh nothing. This is my new career path. I’m taping everything I do with this JVC Everio Camcorder.” “Neat. Are you looking to get into videography or something?” “Oh no, I’m waiting until some accident befalls me and I can sue the pants off of somebody.” […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Zoom In. Stress Out Amateur medical self-diagnosis has never been easier! As a neurotic hypochondriac, the JVC Everio Camcorder has been a real boon. My medical bills had started to pile up after I visited the doctor every day for a month. I was swamped! But what could I do – seek therapy for my […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Dust to Dust I’m putting this camcorder’s dust-proofness to the test “Hey buddy, come on in. Sorry the place is a mess.” “That’s ok it can’t be…OH LORD.” “Yeah, sorry.” “This place looks like an ancient tomb. When is the last time you dusted?” “Never. I have never dusted. And do you know why?” “You’re […]
