JVC Everio HM50 HD Camcorder w/40x
Sunday, July 8, 2012
“Whaddaya mean?”
“I mean that camcorder, what’s going on?”
“Oh nothing. This is my new career path. I’m taping everything I do with this JVC Everio Camcorder.”
“Neat. Are you looking to get into videography or something?”
“Oh no, I’m waiting until some accident befalls me and I can sue the pants off of somebody.” “Oh…I see.”
“You see, this baby’s got 8GB of built-in memory, plus an SD slot. So I can capture potentially-litigious all day!”
“Are you trying to sue me?”
“Oh no, but you never know when something might happen to me. Maybe a light fixture will fall on my head right now! Wouldn’t that be great? And I’d capture it all with full-HD quality, so the defense would have no wiggle-room.”
“And this is your career plan?”
“Sure is. I mean, I’ll have to keep this old 9-5 until something truly awful to me. Hopefully it’s sooner rather than later.”
“Is this product description a satirical call for tort reform?”
“You could say that, yes. Whoa – look at all that shoddy wiring. Take my Everio and film me while I entangle myself. Don’t pull me out until my heart actually stops beating, or the claim won’t be nearly as big.”
| Optics: | |
|---|---|
| Sensor: | 1.5 Megapixel 1/5.8″ CMOS |
| Lens: |
2.9 – 116mm f/1.8 – 6.3 |
| Zoom: |
Optical: 40x Dynamic (Optical): 70x Digital: 200x |
| Recording: | |
|---|---|
| System: | NTSC |
| Recording Media: |
Internal Flash Memory 8GB SD/SDHC/SDXC |
| Recording Time: |
Internal Flash Memory LS: 1 hour, 20 minutes SEW/SE: 5 hours, 20 minutes External Memory (64GB Max) (not included) |
| Video Format: |
High Definition MPEG AVC/H.264 1280 x 720 |
| Display: | |
|---|---|
| Display Type: | LCD |
| Screen Size: | 2.7″ |
| Features: | |
|---|---|
| Image Stabilization: | Optical |
| Built-in Mic: | Yes |
| Built-in Speaker: | Yes |
| Tripod Mount: | 1/4″ |
| I/O Connectors: | |
|---|---|
| Outputs: |
(1) USB 2.0 (1) HDMI C (Mini) (1) A/V (1) Component Video (out) |
| General: | |
|---|---|
| Battery: | Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery Pack |
| Dimensions: | 2.01″(W) x 2.17″(H) x 4.69″(D) |
| Weight: | 0.48 lbs |
In the Box:
- JVC Everio GZ-HM50 720p HD Camcorder
- 2-Way Grip Belt
- Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery
- USB Cable
- AV Cable
- AC Adapter
- Carry Pouch
- Everio MediaBrowser 3 Software
- User Manual
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