Haier 24″ 1080p LED HDTV w/ DVD Player

Monday, September 24, 2012

Thank you, Archibald, for that very interesting interpretation of the text. Now we’ll move on to our Vision-Sharing Session. But first, if I may clarify something: when we say we want to hear about your Telle Visions, we’re asking for you to recount any visions you’ve had of Telle – the all powerful, crablike being that we pay tribute to in this weekly congregation. We don’t want to hear about your televisions.

Now, don’t get me wrong: I was as moved as anyone last week when Marianne described her Haier 24″ HDTV. I, like you, felt a rush of emotions when she described its high quality 1080p picture. And hearing that the Edge-lit backlight technology delivers enhanced contrast and color in an ultra thin design while using less energy, I gasped right along with everyone else. Was I also brought to tears when she explained that the Haier has multiple HDMI ports and a built-in DVD player? You better believe it!

Still, that’s a story best left for the post-service luncheon. The Vision-Sharing Session should really be reserved for visions of Telle building the world with his giant crab claws or Telle crying out the stars. Stuff like that. So, anyone got one to share?

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No? No one?

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Fine. Forget it. Marianne, let’s hear a little more about that Haier.

In the box:

• Haier 24″ 1080p LED HDTV with Built-in DVD Player LEC24B1380
• Stand with Hardware Screws
• Remote Control
• Power Cable

photo credit: marcusrg

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