Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
I tried cat after dog after cat. Any chance of an emotional connection was ruined because of the whole hair-and-dander thing. Sure, the NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac did a pretty good job cleaning it all up. But it couldn’t address the emotional issues. I know it’s irrational, but I just kept thinking […]
Thursday, April 18, 2013 // Woot
Okay, so these last two seasons we’ve seen a steep decline in our network’s ratings. But don’t worry! I’ve got an idea for our spring season that’ll turn everything around: “iRobot Roomba 530: The Show.” Imagine the possibilities: Families will come together, turn on their Roomba 530, and watch as it cleans their home. They’ll […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
The Neato XV-12 isn’t just a friendly little robot designed to clean your floors while you’re busy solving the new Super Mario game. The Neato XV-12 is a friendly little robot that lives its life like that life was an adventure! Because the Neato XV-12 runs the maze that is… your life. Just like you […]
Friday, February 22, 2013 // Woot
“Pet hair, pollen, dust and dirt. A little dander never hurt! Pet hair, pollen, dust and dirt. A little dander never … Excuse me! Excuse me, sir!” Who? Me? “Yes. Do you have a minute to talk about the destruction of natural dust mite habitats through the process of vacuuming?” You’re kidding, right? “No, sir. […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
I tried cat after dog after cat. Any chance of an emotional connection was ruined because of the whole hair-and-dander thing. Sure, the NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac did a pretty good job cleaning it all up. But it couldn’t address the emotional issues. I know it’s irrational, but I just kept thinking […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Let me just get this off my chest now: I do not support this NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac. Why? Because you know all the dander and the hair that your pets leave behind? THAT’S PART OF THEM! No, it’s not clean! Yes, it might make you sneeze! But it’s their only way […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
The nameless puppy formerly almost known as Raoul formerly known as Nameless Puppy looked up from his plush, cedar chip bed. This Neato Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac was really pushing its luck. Nameless Puppy had clearly outlined the rules on that first day. “You stay out of my territory, and I won’t use you […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
You want to know a secret? I actually started out in janitorial, if you can believe it! And what’s even crazier than that, I’ve only been here a week! How is that even possible? I’ll explain! You see, it was my second day, and I was just doing my job – using my map to […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
A smirk crossed Roomba’s face as she watched the scene from her self-charging station. “Boy, you’ve really outdone yourself this time,” said her Virtual Wall. “What?” Roomba responded with mock innocence. “Oh don’t pretend like you didn’t do that on purpose. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re up on eBay by the end of the […]
Friday, October 5, 2012 // Woot
RECENTLY, IN THE WOOT OFFICES “Hey everybody, it’s our favorite client, those guys who make the amazing robot vacuums!” “Oh, hi! You must be from Roomb-“ “NEATO, that’s right, Dave, these are the folks behind the NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vacuum, obviously THE name in robotic vacuums.” “Oh, right. Uh, nice to meet […]
