iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Okay, so these last two seasons we’ve seen a steep decline in our network’s ratings. But don’t worry! I’ve got an idea for our spring season that’ll turn everything around: “iRobot Roomba 530: The Show.”

Imagine the possibilities:

Families will come together, turn on their Roomba 530, and watch as it cleans their home. They’ll stare in wonder as it successfully avoids stairs and other drop-offs, and they’ll be oooing and ahhing as the Roomba intelligently focuses its time on the dirtiest areas of the floor.

Now I know this isn’t an ordinary TV show, especially considering there isn’t even a television involved, but that’s okay. People watch reality TV because they want reality, so let’s give them reality … and slap some ads on it. All we need are a few stickers from our sponsors, and bam! Profit!

And how about this? It gets even better. On top of its entertainment value, the iRobot Roomba 530 Robot Vacuum also cleans the room. Multitasking at its best, right? The powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the bag-less bin, and its bristle brush digs deep into the carpet to grab dirt, pet hair, and more. You see! Sitting around on the couch doing nothing has never been so productive.

I’ve been in the entertainment business for several years now, and the greatest lesson I’ve learned is that if you put it there, people will watch it. So whaddya say? Let’s put it there! 

• Dimensions: 3.6″(H) x 13.4″(D)
• Weight: 8.3 lbs

In the box:

• iRobot Roomba 530
• Virtual Wall 
• Self-charging Home Base
• Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
• Rechargeable Battery
• Filter

Woot