Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum

Sunday, March 10, 2013

The Neato XV-12 isn’t just a friendly little robot designed to clean your floors while you’re busy solving the new Super Mario game. The Neato XV-12 is a friendly little robot that lives its life like that life was an adventure! Because the Neato XV-12 runs the maze that is… your life.

Just like you use a hint book or map your DM’s dungeon on a small sheet of graph paper, so too does the Neato XV-12 keep track of the world in which you’ve thrown it. It maps the couch, it maps the walls, it’ll try to map the cat (but likely fair, for obvious reasons) and it’ll run that maze as HARD as it is able. Unlike most robots, who stumble stupidly into everything while shouting DANGER DANGER WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO CRY B00 H00 H00 the Neato XV-12 will calmly zip past the spike-laden trap you keep in your bedroom (for some reason) and continue getting that dust out of the rug under your bed, the wooden floor under your table, and the golden tile of your opulent bathroom.

Just stay on it’s good side, okay? You don’t want it writing a tell-all book.

In the Box:

• Neato XV-12 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
• Charging Base
• Power Adapter
• Batteries
• Quick Start Guide
• User’s Guide
• Accessory Kit:
  • Replacement Squeegee Blade
  • (4) Replacement Filters
  • (6) Replacement Brush Blades
  • (1) Pet and Allergy Brush
  • (1) Pet and Allergy Filter

Woot