Sunday, October 9, 2011 // Woot
Next Slide No, there is no typo on the Evite. I would like you all to join me for a slideshow of my slideshow of my vacation. Hi All, I just wanted to clarify something since there seems to be some confusion. When I said in the Evite that you should come over to “look […]
Sunday, September 11, 2011 // Woot
The Old Switcheroo A new baby is the perfect reason to buy a camera, even if that baby isn’t yours. She’ll never admit this to you, but it was your mother’s idea. I mean, it’s not like we planned it from the beginning or anything. It’s just that you were our first child, you know? […]
Saturday, August 27, 2011 // Woot
Cameraphobia Jessup doesn’t trust any of these tiny little cameras. Everyone else thinks they’re all the rage, but not Jessup. No way, Jessup says, “Point not your little robot eyes at me!” Jessup doesn’t want to be some big star! Jessup doesn’t want his image burned forever into a SDXC card, doesn’t want to be […]
Thursday, August 18, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Saturday, August 13, 2011 // Woot
You know what, I’ve tested this. Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same. Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in […]
Monday, July 4, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Thursday, June 23, 2011 // Woot
They Once Cried Too Yeah, be glad you stayed home, man. It was drama city at that party. Here, I took some photos. Yeah, that’s Judy, in her new dress, right when she got there. Turns out she had a plan or something. You know what they say about the right place at the right […]
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
Warning: May Not Be Heroic Look at those shoulders. And aren’t those eyes up top? I’m telling ya, this Sanyo Xacti Camcorder is a disguised robot. If 80s/90s television has taught us one thing, it’s this: when something vaguely looks like a robot, it absolutely has to be a robot. So be aware, people, this […]
Sunday, June 5, 2011 // Woot
A Picture Worth A Thousand Clicks All I need is for you to put on this stained tank-top and chase after my wife with a bat so I can take a picture. Is that too much to ask? Look, I know you’re a big time celebrity and everything, but give a guy a break, will […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
Warning: May Not Be Heroic Look at those shoulders. And aren’t those eyes up top? I’m telling ya, this Sanyo Xacti Camcorder is a disguised robot. If 80s/90s television has taught us one thing, it’s this: when something vaguely looks like a robot, it absolutely has to be a robot. So be aware, people, this […]
