Sound Logic iTower Bluetooth Speaker

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Use this: if you’ve got a 30-pin iPad, iPhone, iPod, MP3 player, smart phone, or computer that wants to be taller and/or louder.

Don’t use this: if you think “Bluetooth connectivity” is something that you need to go to a dentist for.

The only way to make this better would be: if it came with a shield to provide… wait for it… TOWER DEFENSE! SHAZZZZZAAAAAMMMMMMM!

The genie living inside this item is named: Zap, because he charges your devices while they’re plugged into the iTower. Also, he had parents who enjoyed both monosyllabic onomatopoeia and lasers.

The experts say: “JEEZ, COULD YOU TURN THAT THING DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS! WE’RE TRYING TO GIVE OUR OPINION HERE!”

• DImensions: 6″(W) x 39″(H) x 6″(D)

In the box:

• Sound Logic XT BDT-1/5605 iTower Bluetooth Speaker
• Remote Control
• 3.5mm Audio Cable
• AC Adapter

Woot