Sound Logic iTower Bluetooth Speaker
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Use this: if you’ve got a 30-pin iPad, iPhone, iPod, MP3 player, smart phone, or computer that wants to be taller and/or louder.
Don’t use this: if you think “Bluetooth connectivity” is something that you need to go to a dentist for.
The only way to make this better would be: if it came with a shield to provide… wait for it… TOWER DEFENSE! SHAZZZZZAAAAAMMMMMMM!
The genie living inside this item is named: Zap, because he charges your devices while they’re plugged into the iTower. Also, he had parents who enjoyed both monosyllabic onomatopoeia and lasers.
The experts say: “JEEZ, COULD YOU TURN THAT THING DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS! WE’RE TRYING TO GIVE OUR OPINION HERE!”
- DImensions: 6″(W) x 39″(H) x 6″(D)
In the box:
- Sound Logic XT BDT-1/5605 iTower Bluetooth Speaker
- Remote Control
- 3.5mm Audio Cable
- AC Adapter

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