Eton Rukus Bluetooth Sound System

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Use this: if you want to turn talk radio into walk radio! Get it? Because it’s portable.

Don’t use this: if you expect us to cover the damages and/or legal fees incurred by any actual ruckuses that you cause using your Eton.

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: using the auxiliary input to connect to non-Bluetooth devices, like trees and bushes, who could then give you advice on how to stand still and live forever.

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Eton, brute?” (or maybe “Eton, Bruce?” if there were a character named Bruce on the show).

The experts say: don’t worry! Public speakering is not nearly as terrifying as public speaking.

• Speaker Type: Portable
• Number of Speakers: 2
• Power Requirements: AC Adapter or (6) AA Batteries (not included)
• Dimensions: 12″(W) x 8.4″(H) x 3.5″(D)
• Weight: 2.7 lbs

In the box:

• Eton NRK100 Rukus Portable Bluetooth Sound System (choose color)
• AC Adapter
• Owner’s Manual

Woot