LifeSmart Infrared Heater

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Maurice saw Craig walk into Ruttles with the buyin’ kinda look in his eye. When the words “LifeSmart Infrared Heater” came out of Craig’s mouth, Maurice did a little arm pump. Jimmy was back there, and Jimmy was exactly the right person to close this deal.

“Lookin’ at that hottie, huh?”

Craig smirked and nodded Jimmy’s way. “Sure am. I’ve been staring at this hot thing since I came in the door.”

Jimmy patted the LifeSmart Infrared Heater on the fire-retardant plastic simulated wood trim. “Oh, it’s hot, all right. So hot, it’ll turn heads.”

Craig chuckled. “I bet it could heat things up in the bedroom.”

Jimmy raised an eyebrow. “Up to 1500 square feet! That’s a hottie you can take home to mother.”

“Yeah, we could share.”

Jimmy laughed out loud. “Man! You’re crazy!”

Craig laughed too, and held out his hand. “My name’s Craig, man. You work here? I live down the road a bit. You already seem cool, maybe we should hang out.”

Jimmy nodded. “Right on, Craig! And I promise, I’ll never steal this hot number away from you .. not even if she asks!”

Maurice sighed with joy as Craig pulled out his wallet. That Jimmy, he had a future.

• Voltage Rating: 120V (60Hz)
• Power Consumption: 1500W
• Dimensions: 13.1″(W) x 16.9″(H) x 16.6″(D)
• Weight: 19 lbs

In the box:

• LifeSmart 1500 Watt Quartz Infrared Heater – Black
• Remote Control
• Instruction Booklet

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