Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
Ella squinted with distain at the Ideal Decorate a Dream House in the shop window. “Ideal? Ideal for who?” she thought to herself. “Sure. It has over six rooms and stands over 3-feet tall. And yeah, it features over 200 different components and props like tables, chairs, beds, a stove, a kitchen sink, toys, fabrics […]
Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
As we come to the end of this golden age of our great American Civilization, it is time to reflect on our legacy. For what shall America be remembered? For our contributions to science, medicine, and the arts? For our monumental Constitution? Or for our illuminated beer tower? We believe argue that, although these other […]
Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
This is the design the bed industry DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE! They want you to think that you need to spend a big pile of money on some contraption built from a bunch of springs and some cushion. And not only that: they want you to think you that you need to get a […]
Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
Must choose a wine. Want a Riesling. White Flowers, for sure. Can’t decide which. Can’t… choose. Causing… schism. Left brain says: Logically, the obvious choice is the Sparkling Riesling. 2009 Sommelier Challenge Silver Medal indicated proven excellence. Selenium Vineyard’s superior elevation, north of Washington’s Yakima River is objectively superior growing environment. Elevation and humidity both […]
Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
Some people like dogs, some prefer cats, but you and I: We’re domesticated bear people. There’s just something about coming home to your house-bear and watching him come sliding along the hardwood floor that just warms your heart in a way nothing else can. But, of course, the hardest part of bear ownership is when […]
Friday, December 21, 2012 // Woot
Use this: because if you’re not hearing the hilarious jokes of Super Troopers in immersive, 5.1 surround sound, you’re missing out on the full viewing experience! Don’t use this: in any way that requires you to name each speaker. The only way to make this better would be: if it went out to dinner with […]
Friday, December 21, 2012 // Woot
You’re familiar with twelve-step programs, right? They’re a recovery tool used to help alcoholics and other addicts overcome their dependencies. However, few people are aware that a different kind of 12-step program, coupled with the LifeSpan MyStride Activity Tracker, can also be a great way to stay in shape! It’s simple: You just take twelve […]
Friday, December 21, 2012 // Woot
Honor woke up in a sweat and slapped on her Dyson 10″ Bladeless Fan. The cool air moved over her like magic. She covered her eyes and lay back. The dream was still so vivid in her mind. “You are a ninja, young man! You have a code of honor!” “And yet, I am sworn […]
Friday, December 21, 2012 // Woot
Sharon was alone in the garage. Just her and the Smurf Trike that her sweet little grandchild loved. The Smurf Trike that defied all rules of grammar and logic. The Smurf Trike that was the bane of Sharon’s existence.Sharon had mostly tried to completely ignore the little blue machine. Ella would always ride it happily, […]
Friday, December 21, 2012 // Woot
Baby wipes weren’t a new thing to Mackenzie. Gavin went through them like … well, something that goes through something really quickly. Still, she was really excited when she first laid eyes on the 840-count box of Seventh Generation Wipes. Not because they were free and clear and made with plant-derived ingredients. Not because they […]
