Lighted Beer Tower
Saturday, December 22, 2012
As we come to the end of this golden age of our great American Civilization, it is time to reflect on our legacy. For what shall America be remembered? For our contributions to science, medicine, and the arts? For our monumental Constitution? Or for our illuminated beer tower?
We believe argue that, although these other advancements are impressive, they will wither beneath the ravages of time while the beer tower stands, redounding throughout history. Its battery-powered lighting system will shine on the hopeful and blotto faces of the future. Its non-diluting ice core will put a chill on would-be despots and all those who hate freedom.
You witness here on this backwater deal-a-day website our pinnacle as a civilization, America. Let us bask in its glow, and get sloppy drunk on its contents.
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Capacity: | 84 Ounces |
| Overall Dimensions: | L 8″ x W 8.5″ x H 22″ |
| Power Source: | 4 “D” Cell Alkaline Batteries (not included) |
| BPA Free: | Yes |
In the Box:
- (1) Lighted Beer Tower
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