Vornado Whole Room Heater
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Brant scowled at the Vornado Whole Room Heater on the other side of the room. Sure, it was producing warm, safe heat that covered the entire room from perimeter to center … but at what cost to his life? At what cost to his relationship?
Cross the room, warm and toasty on the couch, Lesley fumed.
“VorNAAAAdo,” she hissed. “It’s a Spanish word meaning ‘warm as an ocean.’
Brant didn’t look up from his iPad. “Vornado, as in ‘tornado.’ It’s a sort of pun, I think.”
“It’s NOT a pun!” Lesley spat, throwing a pillow. “It’s a POWERFUL HEATING DEVICE that turns a small space into a WARM AND CLASSY VILLA and it NEEDS A NAME TO REFLECT THAT!”
Brant flipped a digital page with anger in his finger. “Vor-nah-do is stupid. Vor-nay-do. Like the storm.”
Lesley kicked the arm of the sofa. “You don’t understand ANYTHING! What if I started going by ‘Leslie’ instead of ‘Lesley’? Would you think of me the same?”
“Probably.”
Lesley stood up and glared. “That. Is. The Most. HORRIBLE. Thing. You. Have. Ever. Said. VOR-NAH-DO, VOR-NAH-DO, VOR-NAH-DO!”
“Vor-nay-do, Lesley!” Brant replied.
“LESLIE!” Lesley answered. “IT DOESN’T MATTER, RIGHT?”
Brant sighed as Leslie slammed the door to their bedroom. If this heater wasn’t so good, he would have gotten rid of it ages ago.
| Multi-Level Safety Protection | |
|---|---|
| Automatic Tip-Over Switch: | If the heater is accidently tipped over, it will automatically shut off power to the heating element. When returned to upright position it will resume to normal operation |
| Blocked Airflow Protection: | Automatically shuts off when airflow becomes blocked |
| No Overheating: | Manual reset, over-temperature thermal breaker with backup fuse. Warm enough to heat an entire room, the exit air temperature is 120?F, the temperature of the exit air in most central forced air heating systems |
| Non-Glowing Heat Element: | Non-glowing heat element mounted to non-flammable mica. Even on HIGH, the heat element does not glow making it safer and longer lasting |
| Cool-Touch Case: | Made of a tough, impact-resistant polymer, the case and grill are cool to the touch |
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Dimensions: | L 10.75″ x W 10″ x H 12.75″ |
| Cord Length: | 77″ |
| Wattage: | 1,500 Watts |
| Amps: | 12.5 Amps |
| Volts Alternating Current: | 120VAC |
In the Box:
- (1) Vornado Model VTH Style EH1-0025-01 Whole Room Vortex Heater
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