Stamina AeroPilates Performer 271

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on those expensive gym Pilates? Sick of having to stare at trainers with rock-hard abs and perfectly defined gluteus muscles while you struggle to touch your right knee to your left temple?

Well, have we got the solution for you! It’s the Stamina AeroPilates Performer 271! Now you can make genuine, gourmet Pilates in the comfort of your own home!

Imagine how much money AND self-esteem you’ll save by using the three heavy-duty elastic resistance cords, pulley risers and larger, trapezoidal carriage and cushion behind closed doors and away from the judgmental, prying eyes of those far fitter than you.

Are you imagining it? Cuz we are.

The AeroPilates Performer 271 also comes equipped with a padded, adjustable head rest, padded foot bar and wheels for easy portability.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

Order now (or later, whatevs) and we’ll also throw in TWO workout DVDs featuring Marjolein Brugman, and a full-color illustrated workout wall chart so you can see exactly what you’re doing wrong.

Just click on the “I WANT ONE” button to get started!

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Owner’s Manual

In the box:

(1) Stamina 55-4271 AeroPilates Performer 271 includes:

• (2) AeroPilates Workout DVDs
• Workout Wall Chart
• Owner’s Manual

Woot