High Peak Sirius Sleeping Bag 2-Pack

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Let’s say you and your lover have a misunderstanding and you both end up tragically poisoning yourselves. Just a hypothetical. Wouldn’t you at least want to both be warm in your final moments? Well then, grab this High Peak Sirius Sleeping Bag 2-pack and make sure YOUR ill-fated love comes to a warm, snuggly conclusion.

There are a lot of ways that you and your mismatched young lover could end up poisoning yourselves in the spirit of love, only to learn at the last moment that you had both paid the ultimate price for nought.

Maybe she took a sleeping potion that you mistook as the True Sleep, then you poisoned yourself to join her in the hereafter, only to have here awaken to find your cold body beside her. However it plays out, these sleeping bags’ polyester filling will fend off the crypt’s chill while you give in gently to death’s embrace.

They say you were born into two houses alike in dignity, but you’re not too proud to zip these bad boys together for a Final Snuggle. Sure, your star-cross’d love was doomed from the beginning, but buying these sleeping bags is destined to be the best decision you two ever make.

In the box:

(2) High Peak Simex Sport Sirius Sleeping Bags

Woot