Motorola Wireless Keyboard w/ Cover

Sunday, October 21, 2012

This keyboard, it controls things. Things in the universe! Watch this: I shall type “a tiger appears” and so it appears over there. On that computer screen. The words: “a tiger appears.”

But nay, it cannot just control words. Look now, I type in, “Storm clouds on the horizon” and what do you see? Storm clouds! On the horizon! Or should I say horizons! Of the nearly 17,700,000 images that came back from the google image search!

This is a strange thing, this Motorola Wireless Keyboard, a most astounding device. All I must do is think a thought, let it flow from my brain to my hands, and now, look there, Gerald Hines has already “liked” it on Facebook. Yes, that was quick, but then again, Gerald’s kind of a shut-in and a little like-happy, so you know…

But let this not distract us from that matter at hand! We must not take this power lightly! We must treat the lightweight bluetooth typing apparatus with utmost respect!

Or else who knows what terrors might befall us!

• Wireless: Bluetooth
• Battery: Lithium-Ion
• Battery Life: Up to 7 Hours
• Standby Time: Up to 3 Months
• Range: 30 feet
• Connector (charging): microUSB
• Dimensions: 11″(W) x 1.2″(H) x 6″(D)
• Weight: 14.1 oz

In the box:

• Motorola 89537N Wireless Keyboard
• Cover / Device Stand
• USB Charging Cable
• Quick Start Guide

Woot