Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
No more workaday existence for me. I’m following my passion and becoming a musician! Or rather, a producer. That’s where the real money is, anyway. You just put some bleeps and bloops down and sell it off to Lady Gaga or whomever and watch the money roll in. I’ve just got to learn where the […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
Right now, running is something people do for fitness. But a few months from now, if the Mayans were right, you’ll be running for survival! And trust us, these Men’s Mizuno Wave Creation 12s are the right shoes for the job. They’re built with phenomenal cushioning to give your feet a smooth ride while you […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
“I can’t sleep,” moaned Danielle. “Tell me a story before you go.” Craig didn’t even bat an eye. “A story, huh? Okay…” He looked around the room for inspiration and saw… Once, long ago, in a magical land of appliances, there was a Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor. And this Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor worked very […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
– Yes, hi, I’m Alex, I called ahead about the Sesame Street Read and Sing Bundle? – Oh, of course, of course, sir. Please, I’ve gathered it all for you back at the counter. – Now, before I pay for these Sesame Street books, I just want to double-check everything. I brought my list, do […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
You guys, not only does this Kingston 16GB 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM Kit hook you up with some extra speed; it’s also blue! Which means it looks cool! Inside your computer! And if you’re like me, that’s a huge relief! Because how many times has the professor accidentally shrunk you and your friends down to be […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
“It’s the World Series of Programming and we’ve got a barn burner, folks! Dan Randle here, alongside my longtime Color Commentator and two time WSP Champion Lloyd Parker.” “Hey.” “…What do you think of today’s championship event, Lloyd?” “Whatever.” “Fascinating insight from Hall of Fame Programmer Lloyd Parker, voted the League’s Most Outgoing Programmer four […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
Decisions are tough. It’s like, should you do this thing or this other thing, you know? Take this 4-pack of Chianti-style Vino Noceto Sangiovese: Will your life improve overall if you buy it? Let’s suss it out with a cost/benefit analysis. BUYING THIS WINE: PRO: You’ll have some wine. CON: You’ll have a little less […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
RESEARCHER: Thank you for volunteering to participate in our research study. Today we’re going to analyze the efficacy of positive reinforcement as a motivation for lying. The subject in the next room will be asked a series of questions. When they give an incorrect answer, you will push this button, which will administer a positive […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
Another song! Another song! “Your highness, please! There are pressing matters at hand! The iPhone5 threatens your entire kingdom!” Nonsense! I am the great iPhone4s! I shall rule this land now and forever! “But your highness…” No! I shall hear no more of it! I desire nothing more than to sit here on my JBL […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
Honey, would you help me with th- Oh no! No! No! No! Get off of that Teeter Hang Ups SR-250 Inversion Table! Right now! “What’s wrong honey, I’m just hanging out!” Ugh! I’ve told you over and over: I have no problem with the inversion table itself. In fact, I understand that it’s good for […]
