Cuisinart 9 cup Food Processor -3 Colors

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

“I can’t sleep,” moaned Danielle. “Tell me a story before you go.”

Craig didn’t even bat an eye. “A story, huh? Okay…” He looked around the room for inspiration and saw…

Once, long ago, in a magical land of appliances, there was a Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor. And this Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor worked very hard at chopping up vegetables, or kneading dough with the dough blade, or shredding all the evil celery bandits for their crimes against the crown.

But on this day, the Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor awoke to feel very very very tired! Despite the 3/4 horsepower motor with 600 watts being strong and powerful, it just wasn’t a good day for the Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor. It didn’t even want to get out of bed!

And so, the Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor decided today it would do the unthinkable: it would take a day off work, and go to the local spa. Thankfully, it lived in a kitchen with a very understanding chef who didn’t mind one bit. “Have a good day, Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor!” the chef called as he closed the door. “See you tomorrow!”

Of course, the Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor had no appointment, but the spa owner took one look at the shatter resistant work bowl and understood. “Why, Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor! You’re overdue for some pampering! Here, sit on the couch. I know exactly what YOU need!”

And so, for the first time in its life, the Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor sat on a couch, put up its feet, turned on a television, and ate a tiny Cuisinart 9-Cup Food Processor sized warm cookie with a tiny glass of milk. And it sighed a sigh of complete and total relaxation, and fell asleep with the most adorable little smile on its face.

And then, Craig thought to himself as he locked the door behind him, everyone lived happily ever after.

In the Box:

(1) Cuisinart DLC-2009 9-Cup Food Processor (choose color) includes:

• Work Bowl
• Work Bowl Cover
• Large and Small Pushers
• Dough Blade
• Metal Chopping/Mixing Blade
• Slicing Disc
• Shredding Disc
• Detachable Disc Stem for Disks
• Spatula
• How-to DVD
• Instruction Recipe Book

Woot