Saturday, April 13, 2013 // Woot
Hey Beth. Hey Medusa. Whatcha girls up … WHOA! Why didn’t you warn me that you weren’t wearing your eye masks? “Oops! Sorry, Joe. Medusa and I are just having a staring contest. Whichever one turns the most animals into stone wins this bottle of Stonier Australian Chardonnay.” Yeah. And I’M winning! That’s three rabbits […]
Saturday, April 13, 2013 // Woot
The product description you are about to witness may startle you. It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new menace which is destroying happily un-fit Americans in alarmingly increasing numbers. RUNNER’S HIGH is that menace — a violent narcotic — an unspeakable scourge. And the Motorola 89565N […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
Tomorrow morning, North Korean troops could climb out of that manhole down on Main Street. Freedom, as we know it, might be over. We can’t stop it. We can’t avoid it. All we can do is throw some dawgs on the grill and some beer in the cooler and have ourselves the wildest party that […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to hear the wind whisper, “Come rest your head on the soft sands… at Turtle Beach!” Don’t use this: to share secrets with your friends over the internet, because there are no secrets… at Turtle Beach! Left to its own devices, this: would fully immerse the world in 360 degree audio, much […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
What can I say? Of course, I love the adjustable fit, the free-and-easy comfort, the Puma look. But it goes beyond that. I don’t want to merely wear them. I want to possess them. I want to surround myself with them. I want to live in a world inhabited by nothing but me and my […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
How many times have you gone out to your shark pool to find your shark evaporating in the morning air? How many times have you had to run and get a sponge to gather up all the shark steam before anyone slips and gets devoured? How many times have you said “There’s got to be […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
Think back with us now, to the days of your childhood. Ah, so innocent, wasn’t it? The wrestling on TV, the comic books in the back yard, the action movies in the theaters. All built around one thing: it’s cool to build, but even cooler to smash. And so the heels and faces would set […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
“Abigail! Have you seen my towel? I could have sworn I set it right here before I got into the bath.” “I haven’t the slightest idea where it is, John. But that’s the seventh towel that’s gone missing this week.” “Perhaps that peculiar new houseguest of ours might know something about it. What was her […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
“A1” “Miss” “J10” “Miss” “A2” “Miss” “J9” “Miss” “A3” “Miss” “J8” “Miss” “A4” “Miss” “J7” “Miss” “A5” “Miss” “J6” “Miss” “A6” “Miss” “J5” “Miss” “A7” “Miss” “J4” “Miss” “A8” “Miss” “J3” “Miss” “A9” “Miss” “J2” “Miss” “A10” “Miss” “J1” “Miss” “B1” “Miss” “I10” “Miss” “B2” “Miss” “I9” “Miss” “B3” “Miss” “I8” “Miss” “B4” “Miss” “I7” […]
Friday, April 12, 2013 // Woot
Very good, Sir. One filet mignon and a caesar salad. Anything for the pig? “Why I NEVER!” Buddy, you gotta lotta nerve talkin’ about the missus like that, and right in front of her ta boot! “Beg pardon, Sir. But I was referring to your other companion.” OH! Gladys here ain’t no pig! She’s our […]
