Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
“I love you.” “Ri ruv roo.” “Awww. You’re so sweet. What do you want to do today?” “Rake a ralk?” “You wanna go for a walk?” “Rya! Rya! I ranna ro!” “OK, let’s go. I’ll just put on my shoes and…Honey, what’s wrong with your dress?” “Rothing.” “No, it’s moving all around…what’s back there?” “Rothing! […]
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
What is art? Can it be categorized? Art is many things, but one aspect of art is a self-perpetuating system of inspiration and creation. What does that mean? Here’s an illustration: This shirt design combined with the title “Troubled Waters” inspired us to create this YouTube mashup. (Go ahead and watch it). (Don’t worry, we’ll […]
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
There’s no shame in reflecting. Even the most explosive sixteen-year-old boy will occasionally want to take a nap on the beach. We need to remember, occasionally. We need to just sit down and think about what was, and where we’ll be going next. Possibly that’s why our forefathers invented wine in the first place. How […]
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
There’s a lot of reasons someone might want to turn off the television. Maybe it’s in tribute, maybe it’s in anger, maybe it’s a boycott, or maybe it’s an expression of joy. Only one thing we can be sure of: you can’t turn off the television if you don’t already have a television. A LG […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
Wahoo! We are EXCITED! Can you believe it?? Such an amazing product and it’s premiering RIGHT HERE on our website! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing THE TIVO! This rad little box’o wires can do all sortsa wild stuff! Like provide full HD support and record up to 150 hours (XL) of HD programming! THAT’S RIGHT! 1-5-0!!! […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
So we’re back to this. You’re sitting on the Internet, admiring this Kelty Redstart 26 Backpack and thinking about picking one up for yourself. And why wouldn’t you? As far as backpacks go, you could do a lot worse. Yes, this backpack has all kinds of pouches and zippers and hydration pockets for you to […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
Farmer Diane picked up her Fiskars Deluxe Telescoping Weeder and stabbed it into the ground with a happy whistle. Behind her, the cows were swaying with joy and the chickens were singing. Buk buk! Buk buk! Tra la la la dee! Buk buk! Buk buk! Happy chickens we! Farmer Diane pulled off her soft straw […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
Ella was in her The First Years Compass Booster Seat. Jake was sitting beside her. Their mother was just outside, talking to their father. The car door was open. Jake took a deep breath. “Once upon a time-” he began. Ella made a mental note to learn how to roll her eyes as soon as […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
“Huh?” “Your frame-rate. When you run Crysis. What sort of frameage you gettin’ out of that video card?” “Uh, I dunno. I don’t run Crysis. It’s an ATI FirePro V5700 3D Graphics Card. It’s not really for that sort of thing.” “BF3?” “What is that?” “BF3.” “You’re just saying letters and numbers.” “DOES IT RUN […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
I’ve been meaning to go to Noah’s Grill for a while, so last night, when me and my friends were looking for something to do, I was like, “Let’s try it”! The dinner started off kinda weird. Went in a group of three, but the hostess made one of us eat at a different table […]
