TiVo Premiere DVR

Monday, September 10, 2012

Wahoo! We are EXCITED! Can you believe it?? Such an amazing product and it’s premiering RIGHT HERE on our website! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing THE TIVO! This rad little box’o wires can do all sortsa wild stuff! Like provide full HD support and record up to 150 hours (XL) of HD programming! THAT’S RIGHT! 1-5-0!!! HOW AMAZING IS THAT?!?!?!

Oh, wait… just getting word now that this is just called the “Tivo Premiere.” It’s not actually brand new. In fact, we’ve sold products like it before. And these are not even now; they’re refurbished.

Okay, well, great. JUST GREAT! WE TRY AND DO SOMETHING SPECIAL AND THIS IS THE THANKS WE GET!

Chris, call the caterers and tell them to cancel. Lauren, please put the champagne back in the fridge. Derrick, tell the band they can keep the deposit but don’t bother showing up. And Liz, deflate the balloons. Yes, all 431 of them. And carefully please. We wanna be able to reuse them in case there’s a REAL premier in the future.

• The TiVo Premiere DVR plugs directly into your cable service, replacing your cable box, but does not provide your cable TV programming.
• Premiere requires a single CableCARD? from your cable company (Additional fees may apply from your cable provider).
• Premiere works with cable and antenna, not satellite.
• A high-speed broadband Internet connection is required to enjoy some features including video on demand.
• Recording capacity: Up to 45 hours of HD / up to 400 hours of SD (XL is up to 150 hours of HD / up to 1200 of SD)
• TV input sources: Digital cable, HD and standard-definition antenna (ATSC), Verizon FIOS?
• Does not support satellite or AT&T U-verse
• Video output modes: 480i, 480p, 720p, 1080i, 1080p
• Outputs: HDMI, component video, composite video, optical audio, analog audio
• Inputs: CableCARD? support, cable coax, antenna coax
• Other ports: Ethernet connection, USB 2.0 ports (2), E-SATA
• Wireless adapter support: TiVo Wireless N, Wireless G network adapters (not Included)
• Phone adapter support: Yes, requires purchase of a TiVo USB Phone Line Adapter
• Series architecture: TiVo Series4? architecture
• Remote control: Standard TiVo remote (XL TiVo Glo Remote)
• Dimensions: 16.5″ W x 9.7″ D x 2.4″ H with feet (2.1″ H without feet – bezel height)
• System Requirements:
• TiVo service subscription required and not included. Subscription to the TiVo service with broadband connection required
• No functionality is represented or should be expected without a paid subscription to the TiVo service

In the box:

• TiVo Premiere DVR (Choose: Basic or XL)
• TiVo Remote
• Ethernet Cable
• Component Video Cable
• Composite Video/Stereo Audio Cable
• Power Cable
• Batteries for the Remote Control
• Instruction Manual and Quick Start Guide

Woot