Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
What’s the hot new trend in music? Norse royalty! That’s why these refurbished Motorola Bluetooth Headphones will translate all your favorite songs, podcasts, and YouTube videos into old Danish. Just imagine how great that Gotye tune will sound as uttered by the man who raised the Jelling stones! Close your eyes and listen to Nerdist […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
Strapped this Mtrola Blutooth keyboard 2 my keytar so I can tweet mid-concert. #dblkeytar What’d ya’ll think about that solo? #dblkeytar @keytarfan69 it’s connected 2 the Android in my back pocket fadskl;fjaoimqewpoifnqwe;fnqowiefmqpwuoiheiuq;ojwpoeufnvqpiun Sorry, Ya’ll. thought that was my Mtrola keyboard, but was the Casio. Still getting the hang of this #dblkeytar. @drummerman402 nice snare work […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
Me like how lightweight material of High Peak Sirius Slippers feel on feet in climates of 50 degrees. And mummy style hood great on heel. Only real problem is small pocket not store my giant belongings! But would be fine for human-sized objects. By way, want to clarify: speech impediment not related to giant stature. […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
She finally had it! The evidence she needed to prove that Raoul was a robot. As Lesley sat on the floor in front of the dismantled Bissell PowerClean Rewind vacuum, her sense of satisfaction slowly melted away to the realization that she may actually be crazy. Like certifiable. What else would drive an otherwise logical […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
She sat on the bench and pretended to tighten her skates. Her eyes darted from one end of the rink to the other, but he was nowhere in sight. Every time her friends made their way around, they called her name and pleaded with her to join them on the floor. It was time for […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
Whiskey stones are 100% natural soapstone rocks used to chill (or heat) your low-volume drinks without dilution. They retain temperatures out of the freezer or the microwave for an hour, sometimes even longer. Sounds simple, right? Well, here’s the thing: ever since whiskey stones got popular[ish], there have been a number of other products and […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
“Hello, I’d like to return this frog.” “Well, that’s a toad. And we don’t accept returns on pets, sir. I’m very sorry.” “Are you absolutely certain?” “What seems to be the trouble, exactly?” “Where do I begin? Listen to the damn thing.” “Oof.” “Yeah. That’s its voice. That’s how it sounds. And it never shuts […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
For instance, imagine if you had triplets who were born in 2008. And imagine they were boys. These wines would be much, much, much, much better than that hellscape scenario. Instead of yelling “Don’t hit your brother” every thirty seconds, you would be savoring this wine’s delicate nuance of truffles, knowing you had two more […]
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 // Woot
In an effort to move towards being a more eco-friendly, sustainability-minded company, we’ve decided to source all of our tablet computers from local tablet farmers. Today’s Samsung Galaxy Tab 2s come from farmer Wenton Abramhams. We asked Wenton to share a little bit about his background so that you, the community, could get to know […]
Tuesday, August 28, 2012 // Woot
Here. Here is a thing. This thing is a Klipsch Quintet 5-Piece Speaker System. It is a good thing, and it performs many functions exceptionally well. I am telling you about this thing because I benefit directly from your purchasing said thing. Therefore, I have constructed several arguments to show why your life would be […]
