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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

“Hello, I’d like to return this frog.”

“Well, that’s a toad. And we don’t accept returns on pets, sir. I’m very sorry.”

“Are you absolutely certain?”

“What seems to be the trouble, exactly?”

“Where do I begin? Listen to the damn thing.”

“Oof.”

“Yeah. That’s its voice. That’s how it sounds. And it never shuts up. EVER.”

“Why not?”

“It always needs help. With EVERYTHING.”

“Is it mentally deficient?”

“I assume so, yeah. So can I get a rabbit or something instead?”

“No man, sorry. I can’t help you. Best I could do is maybe step on it for you.”

Wear this shirt: If you’re one of those people who posts to /r/gaming with crap like DOES NE1 REMEMBER THIS GEM?!”

Don’t wear this shirt: Unless you can readily admit it was a mediocre game at best.

This shirt tells the world: “I remember things.”

We call this color: The deep black of space.
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