Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
“I’m really excited about this place. I’ve heard a lot of good things.” “You’ve never been? You’re in for a treat, buddy. Best sushi in town. The fish is so amazingly fresh — it’s going to blow your mind” “Awesome. So…it’s on the waterfront here?” “You could say that. Are you going to wear those […]
Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
Wine is in our blood. Figuratively speaking, of course. Not literally. How weird would that be, right? Like you could attach some sort of spigot to our veins and just let the good times roll! Ha ha! Not that we’ve tried to do that or anything. We didn’t mean to give you that impression. Is […]
Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
“Mom! I need a new laptop!” “What? What happened to the refurbished Asus 15.6″ AMD Dual-Core Laptop I just bought you?” “I washed it.” “You washed it? Why would you wash a laptop?” “It was an accident.” “Jake, you haven’t willingly washed anything in the 19 years you’ve been alive. How would you even be […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
“What’s up guys?” “Watchin’ the game.” “This looks like it’s from the ’70s.” “It is. It’s Doc Ellis’s famous no-hitter.” “The one he pitched while he was bombed out of his mind on LSD?” “One and the same. Greg found a copy. We’re watching it on my refurbished Haier 32″ LCD HD TV.” “Uh, okay. […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
Hey everybody, Thank you so much for offering to help me move. I was going to get a U-Haul, but then I had a bright idea: Since I’m moving to another house on the river, why don’t I move by BOAT? I’ve gone ahead and rented a Stansport 11′ 6-person river boat, which should be […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
Hey there, and welcome back to Haunted Home Inspector! I’m certified home inspector and paranormalist Dr. Steven Poe, and today on the show we’re going to meet a young couple whose dream home has become a bit of a sanity-shattering temple to the Darkness That Exists Beyond Death Itself. Let’s see if I can put their […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
It wasn’t a bad idea… at the time. When Ricky pitched his plan to Alex and Donald, it seemed perfectly logical. It was just… well, the next day, when they’d slept off the party and started talking about it, the whole plan seemed a little… off. “Let’s go over this again, Ricky.” said Alex. “Dude, […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
“Sweet! My new Nordic Ware saute pan is here.” Your what pan? “Saute pan. You hungry?” I think the word you’re looking for is saute. “That’s what I said. Saute. Gonna saute up these fresh veggies. You like fajitas?” You mean fajitas? “Yeah, fajitas. You want some?” Well if what you actually mean is fajitas, […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
Hey, Captain! Sorry I’m late! Could not pull myself outta bed this morning! But I’m here now, so let’s take care of this strange, mysterious security issue. “Yes! Let’s! Wait… what’s with your shirt?” What do you mean? “It’s green. Where’s your red shirt?” Oh, sorry! In my rush to meet you I just threw […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
You’ve got a salt-water aquarium stocked full of salmon and cod. You’ve got a piglet on the balcony aging nicely. You’re investing in a fatted calf, and your cellar is full of mushrooms-in-progress. And you’re going to buy some ground up herbs you shake out of a plastic cylinder? No, no, friend. Clear out a […]
