Choice of MicroCotton Sheet or Duvet Set

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Whoa!_We_just_found_out_that_if_we_write_really_long_words_that_it_creates_a_little_scrollbar_at_the_bottom_of_the_text_field._And_it_got_us_thinking:_Line_breaks_are_so_English_Language_circa_1066_thru_2011._Time_to_change_the_way_we_do_things_around_here,_don’t_you_think?

And_just_like_written_English,_you_should_feel_free_to_lie_on_your_Home_Source_MicroCottom_Bedding_howsoever_you_choose._Why_accept_the_tyranny_of_those_who_would_insist_that_you_lie_along_the_length_of_the_bed_rather_than_the_width._Throw_off_the_shackles_of_directional_despotism_and_liberate_yourself!_Just_look_at_what_we_are_doing_here_and_be_inspired!

The_350_thread_count_on_these_sheets_and_duvets_will_ensure_your_comfort_no_matter_which_way_you_align_yourself_on_the_bed._Just_as_this_product_description_is_equally_enjoyable_to_read_as_one_that_included_line_breaks,_right?_The_soft_cotton_doesn’t_care_which_way_you_lie_on_it,_and_don’t_let_anybody_tell_you_otherwise._Like,_even_if_the_comments_on_this_writeup_are_all,_like,_”Please_stop_writing_like_this,_it’s_very_annoying.”_We’re_going_to_keep_doing_it_until_Woot_goes_out_of_business._We’re_taking_a_stand_here,_people._Are_you_with_us?

In the Box:

Select from MicroCotton Duvet Set or MicroCotton Queen Sheet Set

(1) MicroCotton Duvet Set (select size, then select color) includes:

• (1) Duvet
• (2) Shams (queen receives standard size, king receives king size)

~ or ~

(1) MicroCtton Queen Size Sheet Set (select color) includes:

• (1) Flat sheet
• (1) Fitted sheet
• (2) Standard Size Pillowcases

Woot