Sony Bloggie Touch Camera/Camcorder
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Just when you thought blogwear couldn’t get any more slovenly… get ready to feel the Bloggie Touch! This lounge-ready sleeved blanket is handwoven from 100% Exmor fibers, for that luxuriously slothful-
Wrong copy, Ted.
Excuse me?
You’re reading the wrong copy.
Oh, really? Now the guy who wipes spit off the microphones knows more about my job than I do! A thousand pardons, o wise one! Shall I kneel before you in supplication now? Or can I maybe just go ahead and get this voiceover down? What say you, master?
The Sony Bloggie Touch is a digital camcorder, Ted. Shoots video in 1080p HD. It’s got a 3″ LCD touchscreen and takes 12.8MP stills.
Behold the sage of the recording booth, ladies and gentlemen! Dropping pearls of wisdom like a donkey takes a dump in the road. I bet he even knows what some of it means.
It just means the Bloggie isn’t a sleeved blanket.
No, no, can I tell you what it means? May I? Can you, can you just grant me that privilege?
Ted, there’s no reason to-
What it means is that I’ve had it about up to here with you sticking your pointed little head in where it doesn’t belong. Over and over and over and over and over again, this keeps happening. And someday, if you’ll forgive an old man sharing a thing or two he’s learned over 30 years in this business, someday you might just poke that head in some dark forbidding cranny and pull back a bloody neck stump. Mark my words.
Please, Ted, there’s no call for, for threats, or-
Threats? Threats? You call that a threat? Son, here’s a real threat: if you keep trying to kick the legs out from under me with this constant interference, I’m going to BLEEP the BLEEP out of your BLEEP with a rusty corkscrew! Then I’m going to pinch your BLEEP and twist it until it squirts BLEEP all over your BLEEP BLEEP! You think I don’t know what you’re doing here? I clawed my way to the top of the voiceover business when you were still BLEEP BLEEP your mother’s BLEEP! I’ve BLEEP better men than you up the BLEEP, and I’m still bright of eye, bushy of tail, and firm of BLEEP! So don’t try to BLEEP me, little boy! I’ll bite it off and spit it out!
You know what, Ted? I’m getting a little buzz on that mic. Give me a couple of minutes to check the cables.
Yeah, you do that. Make yourself useful for once in your BLEEP life, you blithering BLEEP.
| Optics: | |
|---|---|
| Aperture: | F2.8 |
| Focal Length (35mm equivalent): |
Photo: 37mm (16:9), 32mm (4:3) Video: 37mm (16:9) |
| Lens Groups-Elements: | 4 Groups; 4 Elements |
| Minimum Focus Distance: | 4″ |
| Recording: | |
|---|---|
| Media Type: | 4GB Internal Flash Memory |
| Still Image Mode: | JPEG |
| Still Image Max Effective Resolution: | 12.8MP |
| Still Image Size 16:9: | 8.3MP (3840 x 2160); 2MP (1920 x 1080) |
| Still Image Size 4:3: | 12.8MP (4128 x 3096) |
| Video Format: | MP4 (MPEG-4 AVC (H.264)) |
| Recording and Playback Times (in internal media) | MP4 format: 12MP 1920×1080 (29.97p): 40 min; 6MP 1280×720 (59.94p): 80 min; 4MP 1280×720 (29.97p): 120 min |
| Dual Record: | Yes |
| Audio Format: | MPEG-4 AAC |
| Microphone / Speaker: | Yes (Mono) |
| Exposure System: | |
|---|---|
| Metering Modes: | Center Weighted |
| ISO: | Auto, 80-1600 |
| White Balance Mode: | Auto |
| Imaging Sensor: | |
|---|---|
| Imaging Sensor: | Exmor? CMOS Sensor (1/2.5 type,7.22mm) |
| Processor: | DSP |
| Pixel Gross: | Approx 13MP |
| Effective Picture Resolution: | Approx 12.8MP |
| Color Filter System | RGB primary color mosaic filters |
| LCD Display: | |
|---|---|
| LCD Type: | 3.0″ Touch Screen LCD (288k pixels) with full-screen playback |
| Coverage: | 1 |
| Drive System: | |
|---|---|
| Self-Timer: | 2-sec or 10-sec delay |
| Shutter Speeds: | Auto: 1/30 – 1/4000 |
| Focus Control: | |
|---|---|
| AF Modes: | Auto Macro (4″) |
| Focus Area: | Center Weighted AF |
| Convenience Features: | |
|---|---|
| Erase/Protect: | Yes |
| Media/Battery Indicator: | Yes |
| Power Save Mode: | Auto Shut-Off |
| Still Image Playback Options: | Playback Zoom (2x, 4x, 8x via Touchpanel) |
| Advanced Features: | |
|---|---|
| Advanced User Interface: | Easy-to-understand Graphic Display |
| Face Detection: | Yes |
| Image Stabilization: | Steadyshot? image stabilization |
| Power: | |
|---|---|
| Number of Still Images: | 290 (CIPA standards) |
| Power Consumption (in operation): | Approx 1.6W |
| Battery Type: | Internal (NP-SP70 3.6V) |
| Interface: | |
|---|---|
| HD Output: | mini HDMI |
| USB Ports: | Flip-Out USB |
| Software: | |
|---|---|
| Supplied Software: | Bloggie Software Ver.1.0 (Embedded on camera) |
| Operating System Compatibility: |
Windows: Windows? XP SP3 (32bit only), Vista? SP1, 7 Mac (via download): Macintosh? OS X v10.5, OS X v10.6 |
| Physical | |
|---|---|
| Dimensions: | 2.125″ x 4.25″ x 0.625″ |
| Weight: | 4.4 oz |
In the box:
- Sony MHSTS Bloggie Touch Camera/Camcorder (Choose: Black or Silver)
- USB Connection Support Cable
- Wrist Strap
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