Saturday, March 24, 2012 // Woot
And Then The ”| | |” Slowly Turns Into “JVC” Okay, Ridley, I know you hid a Predator in this movie somewhere… Yeah, you thought nobody would watch the Prometheus trailer six thousand times in a week, but you didn’t count on me, did you? Even still, I couldn’t find a single Predator anywhere… but […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Odd Man Out You ever wonder what your TV and PC talk about? I mean, you have them connected with a Veebeam HD 1080p Wireless PC to TV Link, right? Well what do you think they’re talking about on that frequency? I mean, they’ve gotta be talking about something right? They can’t just be streaming […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Laugh if you want. Better to have it and not need it, I always say. Frivolous? How can you call an iLuv Compact USB Power Charger Duo frivolous? We live in a digital world, baby. EVERYTHING’S powered by a USB connection. Sure, most of those things also come with their own chargers, but why not […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
The day starts as any other normal day for April. She wakes up. She yawns, and stretches. She talks herself out of going to the gym, convincing herself that she’ll go later tonight. She walks into the kitchen, her bare feet padding softly on the imitation-bamboo floors. She reaches into the cabinet, standing on her […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Can’t Stop Me Today, we the infamous Department of Minor Annoyances chose Todd Mullins to be our victim. Todd had to travel for work, making him a rather easy target. After all, if business travel isn’t filled with countless minor frustrations, people may begin to grow suspicious. We opened the day with the usual kinds […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Did you know that albums are always released on Tuesdays? You can plug a lot of stuff into this thing. And I can plug my album while I tell you about it. What we have here is a Pioneer 7.1 Channel A/V Receiver with AirPlay being described by me, Arthur Ramb, widely considered a pioneer […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
An Imposter Among Us! It was nearly three months before Richard’s coworkers realized his iPhone was actually an iPod Touch. Obviously, it didn’t look exactly like an iPhone, but he had played the part so well, holding the Apple 64GB iPod Touch up to his ear and speaking emphatically into it. Only after Maria heard […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Caught Boss, those I.T. logs HAVE to be wrong. You know I’d never play video games at work. Look, there’s got to be some misunderstanding here. I’m just using the Razer Marauder StarCraft II Gaming Keyboard to increase my productivity! See, it’s set up with an optimal key travel distance that really helps me fly […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Maybe He’s Just Having An Off Day Hey, man, you okay? You look a little… different. Oh, I see. You’re our Vegas Monkey. Yeah, a lot of people were asking about you. Did you lose your hood or something? Oh, you made it into a mask? Yeah, I hear you. Lots of people made some […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
In Stitches Paul? Oh man, thank goodness you picked up the phone. You’re not going to believe this, but it happened again. Hey listen, don’t make me feel worse than I already do for calling you, okay? Just get down to the Harvest Motel as soon as you can. I’m in Room 212, but you’ll […]
