Kuhn Rikon 3-Piece Cutlery Set – $14.99

Thursday, March 1, 2012

A Wild Night Life

Here on the Serengeti, it’s important to be camouflaged.

Ah, bonjour to you, Monsieur Buffalo! A table for one? So the lovely Madame Buffalo will not be joining us tonight? Oh, oui. A tiger attack. My condolences. Still, we are men of the world, are we not? And such things, mon ami, such things will happen here on the open plain.

But it is of no consequence. It is but the open palm of destiny against the bottom of life. Here, sit by the piano bar, and I’ll have Chef make you something special to console you during this dark and terrible… wait, wait, shhh… it is the lion, on his way to the disco… ah, the danger has passed. Such is the way of the veldt, Monsieur Buffalo. Those who cannot stay invisible, they invariably become the prey.

Look, now, your dinner has arrived! But why the surprise, my friend? Is it at how I have taken the liberty of placing your meal order during our wait? We need not pause completely for the lion, Monsieur Buffalo. Thanks to the Kuhn Rikon Colori Animal Print Cutlery Set, Chef finds it easy to work, even when a predator passes us by.

See that pate du zebra by your wine glass? Chef made that with the 6” Chef’s Knife he keeps at his side at all times. And the mango and watercress coleslaw there, a house specialty? Chef gathered that watercress from the pond where the hippos gather, and shredded it with his Mini Cleaver Knife. Oh, and may I point out your Catfish Mozambique was made from fresh Zambezi River Catfish, delicately skinned with the 4” Paring Knife? Perhaps some may call the use of a paring knife unorthodox, but Chef feels it truly allows him a level of control over the cuts. And also, he does not have another knife colored in animal patterns besides those three I just mentioned.

So eat well, mon ami, and do not worry. You are safe here in Les Bistro Hideaway. Oh, now you must excuse me, garçon has signaled me that a poacher has asked for a table by Duke and Lady Rhino. He thinks he is clever, non? But he has not anticipated our dress code policy, and now he must sit at the bar. Bon appetit.

Warranty: 1 year Kuhn Rikon

Condition: New

Features

• Stay stylish in the kitchen with this three-piece cutlery set
• Made of high carbon Japanese steel
• The chef’s knife, paring knife, and mini cleaver have a nonstick coating to allow for easy food release
• Sheathes protect the blades when stored in a drawer, or allow you to take the knife safetly to a picnic
• Decorated with a chic animal print that’s sure to grab attention
• Knives and sheathes are dishwasher safe

Additional Photos:

• Leopard print
• Leopard print with sheathes
• Giraffe
• Giraffe with sheathes
• Zebra
• Zebra with sheathes

In the box:

• (1) 6” chef’s knife
• (1) 4” paring knife
• (1) mini cleaver knife
• (3) knife sheaths
• Note: Cutting board and fruit not included

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